#araskes

[vvypern]

Here is your reminder and fun fact of the day: Eliksni do not have tongues and apparently not noses either? (Tbf they have spiracles on their torso and back and yk. a mouth hence the need for masks)

Which is funny because I see tongue mentions in fanfics all the time

Regardless, I think it's a neat little fact

[quarksparrow]

Araskes and Yaviks. Couple of gal pals, hanging out and doing crimes.

Ran Forsaken one last time this past weekend - still my favourite campaign! Baron hunts are a blast. I really love the wild west feel of the Tangled Shore, and I hope this isn't the last we see of it.

[telestoapologist]

Araskes: "If we kill him we'll NEVER know what happens to that wooden doll who wants to become a real boy. None of us can read."

(scorn murmuring in agreement)

Hiraks, signing: //Pirrha reads…//

Yaviks: "But can he do the voices? The Sov prince does the voices."

Kaniks, turning his attention to Pirrha immediately with an eager voice: "Ooo! Yes, yes! Pirrha talk like wooden boy!"

Pirrha, uncomfortably raising all four of his hands: "I don't-"

(barons and observing scorn all clammering together, commanding Pirrha to "do the wooden boy voice")

Pirrha: (closes his eyes and grits his teeth in frustration before reluctantly submitting to their demands)

Pirrha: (in a zesty, high-pitched voice) "Oh, I'm a little wooden boy and I'm made of- my legs are sticks!" (clears throat awkwardly)

(a momentary silence of disappointment and discomfort befalls the scorn)

Yaviks, looking away: (bitterly) "Eugh, that was awful."

[deltagon20362]

i love drawing because then i can just make shit like this

[khashoggisship]

i remembered that Yaviks is the shortest of the Scorned Barons and now I had an idea

because everyone is taller than her, Araskes and maybe Kaniks and Reksis (don't ask me why it just seems like a thing Reksis would do) put things (ether canisters, tools, spare parts etc.) on really high shelves just to watch her get mad that she can't reach them, and also sometimes put HER on the high shelves and laugh as they watch her try to get down without splatting on the floor

this also leads to Elykris and Hiraks getting really sick and tired of having to stop what they're doing to either put Yaviks on the floor or get what she needs for her because every 5 minutes they either hear her screeching for someone to get her down or she comes waddling into their rooms yelling that her stuff is on the top shelf again

[flowers-of-io]

Destinytober days 12, 14

(the gang is back in town)

[sangromance]

What your favorite Scorned Baron says about you!

FIKRUL - The Fanatic

You consider yourself a team player but your fireteam members have... Different ideas about that...

ELYKRIS - The Machinist

You really Really... Really miss the Wrath of the Machine raid. But hey, we have outbreak perfected now so it's not that big of a deal? .... Right?

HIRAKS - The Mindbender

You think Oryx is hot, which I mean. Who can blame you? He is. Bonafide monster fucker here boys.

ARASKES - The Trickster

Either you're a Big Lesbian or you think the trickster's name is the coolest. Both valid reasons.

REKSIS VAHN - The Hangman

This is the favorite baron of the hunter mains that immediately put on the scorned baron vest, prodigal mask, and shards of galanor after the cinematic with a dredgen in it. You know who you are.

KANIKS - The Mad Bomber

You think LOLXDWAFFLE humor is genuinely funny, albeit secretly. It's okay, cringe culture is dead, sing a song with your bff Kaniks, I won't stop you.

PIRRHA - The Rifleman

You think being good at sniping in PvP is a personality trait. Heads up, it's not. You're just as insufferable as Pirrha here.

YAVIKS - The Rider

SRL was the only PvP you were good at and you're pissed they haven't brought it to D2 yet.

ULDREN SOV - The Crow

Sorry pal. He's not a baron. I included him on this list for all you cowards out there that don't have a favorite baron.

[niftai]

god this was in my drafts for far too long. 

(the naknadan trickster project, for a friend of mine)