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[frogeye-pierce]

i was curious to see if/what other towns "drop" on new years eve and the wikipedia page is so fun i want to make a ball drop bucket list now

[vampirejohn]

it’s wincest Wednesday pls tell me ur Deanpreg headcanons

they find out on a hunt. dean’s been getting sick for weeks and sam is worried there’s something actually wrong with him, until their next case…….…..where some kind of monster is targeting pregnant women, and goes after Dean next

dean insists there’s some other supernatural explanation, but fails every test he runs, every splash of holy water, touch of silver. sam books him for an ultrasound under a fake name and dean is awestruck as he looks at the screen

dean isn’t just hungry, he’s ravenous. at restaurants he inhales his own food and then immediately starts working on sam’s plate. sam has to start ordering two meals

sam tries to convince him to take a break from hunting but he patently refuses. they compromise: sam does all the heavy lifting, dean wears a bulletproof vest and stays behind sam at all times. sam responds with aggravated, possessive sex on the occasions dean doesn’t follow the agreement

dean pretends like he’s indifferent but sam catches him on early mornings and late nights doing furious research, and dean bless his soul has no idea that he’s supposed to erase his browser history. he’s reading up on pregnancy like he’s writing a dissertation, and in the later months on parenting.

bobby is the first person they tell. they drive to his house in pensive silence to show him fresh ultrasound photos. he didn’t know about the two of them before, but maybe it’s bc he always knew that he doesnt bring it up as he stares down at the grainy images, a clear foot visible in some of them. when they leave, they let him keep the photos. he tapes them on his fridge

they discuss names late at night with the motel lights off, pressed together in bed. sam flatly rejects john or mary, says it would be like tempting fate. dean reminds him it’s coming out of him, and he’ll name the damn thing Godzilla if he so chooses. sam agrees to allow them as middle names

when he starts to get big, sam puts his foot down on hunting. the next time they visit bobby, dean realizes sam has been colluding with bobby to set up a nursery in a spare room. he agrees to stop hunting after that

dean gets too big to fit behind the wheel of the impala, and at first he’s grumpy but it turns out he really likes being sam’s passenger princess, takes frequent naps. one of sam’s hands always, always rests on dean’s belly as he drives

the day he goes into labor sam is in full panic mode. they don’t even have a car seat for gods sake. dean watches half-amused from a motel sofa while sam bounces around the room collecting their things, not wanting to forget anything dean might need. they’re on the road for 10 minutes when sam turns around because he’s convinced he’s forgotten dean’s favorite pair of sweatpants—sam’s sweatpants—in the bathroom. dean manages to refrain from teasing him until they get to the hospital and it’s revealed it’s actually false labor. sam is mortified

a nurse mentions in passing that sex can help jumpstart the real thing, and dean is suddenly in a rush to get back to the motel before checkout time

[frogeye-pierce]

hi friends it's been a while! how are you? what's new? i'd love to hear a little life update or something happy if you want to share :)

[frogeye-pierce]

love them for this girlfriend behavior on my sticker sheet <3

[frogeye-pierce]

taking a serious break from online for a while. take care friends <3

[frogeye-pierce]

hey everyone did you know i love m*a*s*h because i love m*a*s*h my old friend m*a*s*h <3

[frogeye-pierce]

big fan of rewatching an old film friend and getting to know them a little better

[frogeye-pierce]

spotify wrapped hates a desktop user :(