What exactly was going on while Nightmare was eating the apples? I mean, there's no way he mowed through all of them in a short amount of time, especially since there were like 999 of them or something-- it theoretically would've taken like at least an hour to eat them all.
Logically, there should've been plenty of time for the villagers to run away or kill him, and Dream definitely should've been able to stop him from eating too many. And no way would Dream be able to block the villagers from getting to him for that long.
So, then what were they all doing while he was chowing down on the fruit? Were they all just awkwardly standing there, watching? Playing games while waiting?
...Now all I can think about is the villagers playing poker or cards or something all around the tree like, "Yeah, we're just waiting for this dumbass kid we abused to finish eating some apples that are gonna corrupt him and make him go mad. Bro's legit taking forEVER though."
And then Dream's just standing by like; *surprised Pikachu face*, *Minecraft munching sounds as he eats the last golden apple*, *surprised Pikachu face again*.
I have a sudden, inexplicable urge to make an Undertale AU named either Tragedeightale or Oondahrteighll, where literally nothing has changed except that all of the Undertale characters' names have been r/tragedeigh-ified and they all hate it.
If you don't know what r/tragedeigh is, then look it up. I promise you won't be disappointed.
(This is a WIP, things are subject to additions/change.)
Greetings, people of Tumblr! My name is Comiverse, but you can call me Comi, Birdbrain, or BB. Don't be shy, feel free to ask questions, or just talk to me in general if you'd like! (Anons are welcome as well. 🤍)
Since this post shall be long, everything will be under the cut in this order:
✧ Basic Info + Links
✧ DNI / IWC / OTI
✧ Likes, Dislikes, & Triggers / Discomforts
✧ Tags Guide
↪Basic Info:
✧ I am a minor, but I don't feel comfortable with sharing my exact age!
✧ I go by She/They /It
✧ I both draw and write (I like to suffer creatively twice), but my commissions/requests aren't open for either of them yet. :)
✧ I am a Christian, so please IWC or DNI if you aren't comfortable with that! I don't talk about religion at all really though, so I likely won't bring it up past this point.
✧ I'm uncomfortable with talking about demons/satanism/cults/etc. Please keep that stuff to a minimum if you must talk about it to me for whatever reason. ^^
✧ I'm chill as long as you're chill, and even if you're not chill, I will usually just block and move on if something bad happens.
✧ While I do have discomforts, it is actually nearly impossible to offend me. Be warned that honestly, insults and pointless arguments are entertaining to me. (I usually won't start a fight, but I'd just giggle if someone tried to have beef with me.)
✧ I do tend to have problems with taking things seriously, so apologies if I come off as insensitive sometimes! (''._.)
↪Links:
✧ AO3
↪DNI (Do Not Interact):
(I cannot stop people from liking/reblogging my posts or following me and shit, but please do not talk to me if you fall under this group!)
× P3d0ph1l3s, z00ph1l3s, MAPs (Minor Attracted People), d@rkshippers/pr0shippers/c0mshippers, etc.
× Transphobes, homophobes, ect.
× Christians who believe it's alright to hate LGBTQ+ people or people of other religions. (I don't agree with this opinion, and I don't believe God does either. Matthew 19:19 KJV, "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.")
× People who bash on Christians/mock Christianity. (Yes, I know there are terrible Christians out there, but please don't come to my blog just to start sending me hate just because of my religion.)
× 18+ people (Unless I know you/interact first)
× 13- kids (I really don't feel comfortable with talking to younger children.)
↪IWC (Interact With Caution):
(You will only fit into this group if you are none of the above in DNI.)
• People who are easily triggered by heavy topics such as mental disorders, EDs, SH, SA, etc.
• People who don't like Sans X Sans or Papyrus X Papyrus (Don't worry, there won't be any Sans X Papyrus though, not matter what AU)
• People who dislike Sanses & Papyri being anything other than male
• People who enjoy Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, and/or The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Idm if you like it, I just don't want you to try to convince me to like it too)
• Satanists (Same thing as the above one ^)
↪OTI (Okay To Interact):
(You will only fit into this group if you are none of the above in DNI or IWC.)
✓ You like UT/UTMV
✓ You don't mind some dark jokes/content
✓ You're a decent, respectable person
↪Likes:
I'm really only into the Undertale fandom, but I also love the following games:
✓ Sky: COTL
✓ Do NOT Take This Cat Home
✓ Slime Rancher (1 & 2)
My favorite Sanses are:
✓ Cross
✓ Reaper
✓ Ink
✓ Dream
Misc things I like:
✓ Chicken flavored ramen noodles
✓ The color purple
✓ Hoodies
✓ Music
✓ Lemonade
↪Dislikes:
Please do not try to convince me to like/talk about:
× Hazbin Hotel
× Helluva Boss
× The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
× Dreammare (In any form. This includes Swadmare.)
× NSFW things (Reminder that I am a minor)
× Demons/Satanism/Cults/Etc.
↪Tags!!
✧ Use (#pinned post) to see important stuff I have pinned.
✧ Use (#birdbrainedstuff) to see everything that isn't a reblog.
✧ Use (#comiconvos) to see answers to asks.
✧ Use (#bbchatter) to see random unrelated shit I post.
✧ Use (#headcanon) to see my headcanons.
✧ Use (#incorrect quotes) to see incorrect quotes.
I just finally watched a video talking about Mouthwashing, and now I'm regretting it.
Not because it wasn't awesome, but because it's after 12 at night for me rn, and I know damn well that I ain't getting any sleep tonight because of it.
