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pulling a prank on my homie by twisting and folding his very dna into an origami swan he mad as fuuuuck

to do list:

-bite the hand that feeds me

-break my neck trying to suck my own dick

-panic attack but while watching a YouTube short and I let it play on loop but it’s an ad that keeps telling me my dick won’t get hard

-self isolate

-second panic attack

ahaha you really crack a guy up. take this handgun do what you gotta do

they should add a stardew mod that lets you hit a key to experience a realistic panic attack

its hard to conjure a beam but it comes so naturally to me

my most trusted and number one mutual is a medieval king

i made a joke about pjackk its all my fault hes gone

updated our pinned with me and violets blog urls since the half life guys arent out rn

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