Discover Top Posts Tagged with #booooo.

Popular Recent

asked my irls if they would eat me if i HAD to have something amputated and i kept it and cooked it into a meal, like that poll going around, and they said no. fuck my stupid baka life

#booooo.#i know you guys would try it if i made kora soup right? bc lets be real it would be soup #i wonder if human is something you can cook and shred? or better to grind it and brown it.#kora.txt

Okay but hold on. Hear me out for a moment. Clio is literally a clown. Well, he is a magician, actually, but close enough. Clio is from the circus. That’s why he’s so over-the-top theatrical and cheesy. He’s a performer, he’s an entertainer.

And if, say, hypothetically, he were something a little south of human, maybe something that isn’t quite alive anymore, that really would be the pretty ideal profession for it, wouldn’t it? Nobody’s going to think the Silly Halloween Clown Boy is anything other than another guy in a ridiculous costume putting on a show. The dude does something weird and physically improbable? No reflection, maybe? Cool special effects! Wow! Neat magic trick!

Of course nobody’s going to think the Circus Performer Magician in the Comedically Cartoonish vampire costume is actually a fucking vampire. Pfft, that’s not fooling anyone! What an unconvincing Creature Of The Night [...which is good, because if you’re Too Convincing and Scary Instead Of Funny then you scare off your clientele and get a wooden stake driven through your heart!]

But Clio does some legitimately supernatural shit. You can’t Assume Hidden Circus Props to explain away the fact that he’s a fucking Dream Invader. Both Cooza and Valt had the same nightmare, they were in That Dream Dimension together, which is already an unnatural occurrence, and then Clio shows up in that dream to Bother Them. And then later, outside of the Spooky Scary Dream World, Clio remembers that happened. He fucking did that. And then a little while later, Clio just fucking vanishes into Thin Air And Rose Petals instantaneously. Everyone closes their eyes for just a second and he’s just gone. And then the camera zooms out and you see there was no plausible way for him to have done that. There’s nowhere he could’ve ducked into to hide that quickly, there was nowhere to conceal any stunt wires, nothing. That’s interesting, huh.

And Clio’s Silly Vampire Costume is pretty interesting, too! If, say, hypothetically, someone had a neat little pair of puncture holes in their neck, that tall collar drawn up tight by that ruffly necktie thing sure would hide them mighty handily, wouldn’t it? And if someone happened to have some less than pretty scarring on their hands/knuckles, perhaps from busting out of a wooden box and then clawing through about six feet of loose earth, some fancy little magician gloves sure would cover that right up.

And of course that red stuff Clio’s always drinking is just tomato juice, can’t you see the very large and conspicuous tomato sticker on the bottle? The sticker that was obviously most definitely put there by the Bottled Tomato Juice Manufacturer, and certainly not just by Clio himself? Who would ever question the authenticity of such a very large and conspicuous tomato sticker!

In short,

#Beyblade Burst #Beyblade Burst God #Clio Delon #Realistically this guy's just a clown LARPing as a vampire and using his Beyblade Magic to Achieve Physically Implausible Special Effects #His bey is Chaos. That's a powerful thing. It could; in theory; totally gnaw on the fabric of reality a little bit #Considering The Fabric Of Reality is what Chaos IS #BUT Clio Delon could absolutely quite literally be a Very Real Vampire and he's just playing everyone so incredibly hard lmfao #He's smart. He doesn't Act Ridiculous because he's stupid; he Acts Ridiculous because he is a Haha Funney circus performer.#I think somebody perhaps needs to splash some Holy Water on him just to be 100% sure everything is fine here #Then again why would you spoil the fun like that #Booooo.

kinda upset my fic doesn’t just write itself tbh what’s up with that

#booooo.#seres fic

In the case of splatterpunk i don't think "books" that GENUINELY are just a group of people being tortured for no reason, no purpose, and no way to further the plot in a well written way should never have been considered books in the first place . It is really just a waste of paper when u see a book and it's just some family being killed off in weird sexual ways by some random for no purpose or point. wasn't extreme horror / splatterpunk started as like a movement. Yes, anti-censorship BUT you do not have to write slop. please stop adding child abuse and sexual assault to your books just to shock the reader. It's stupid and just disrespectful because it sounds like you are only writing it for the sake of writing it. Like alot of these books just sound like the author's fantasy and it is gross. there should be context. There should be an explanation, and a complexity to it , it shouldn't just be there TO be tjere ???

#I hope this is coherent #I just hate when serious topics like that are just written for NO reason!!!#like playground. It's pure slop. Stupid plot stupid execution. theres other gross books but i dont wanna have to think ab them #Grosssss grooooosss.#Booooo.#Anyway i plan to read gone to see the riverman. this'll be my first splatterpunk book but i watched a review / rundown #And it seems like a decent book so i want to read it myself so i can judge if it well . really is good

ok i better get my shit together and head back to gainesville haha.

#booooo.#text

Aw man :'(

#Booooo.

Rule of the house (my blog) that I just thought about: you can always come up in my inbox about OCs - not mine, just OCs period. On anon or off anon, following me or randomly showing up to my blog for some reason - idc I wanna hear 👂🏽