Hey I saw your requests were open! May I ask for a fem reader x Anya! Instead of Jambalaya joining the crew it’s a sweet small energetic but slightly chaotic ADHD copilot? No crash but they open their apartment to her when they return after pony express shuts down and supports her through nursing school? Bonus for “I’m gonna launch myself at my friends” type hugs and inviting the gang over to celebrate her graduation! Sorry if that’s too much and thank you for your time and work!
Bubbly Co-Pilot HCS | Anya
A/N: Oh this looks super fun to write
When you'd opened up your apartment to Anya she was already left in disbelief
But she was beaming when given the opportunity to move in with you.
(I actually really want to save some of these HCs for what it would be like to have Anya move in with her partner)
But given your support of her to retake the final nursing exam she could not ask more of you. You had already given her a second chance at life after her main source of income (Pony Express) shut down
Now, Curly is on a ladder hanging the streamers, Swansea brings in the first round of cooked burgers and fixings to set on the counter top, Daisuke sets up the speakers around the house and has Anya's 80's synthesizer music, and you do the finishing touches of your make up in the mirror along as put some effort into the dress you're in.
You all had attended the graduation, but Anya had to stay a little late due to her professors wanting to speak more with her as far as job opportunities. This bought you and the rest of the Tulpar crew to set up a little surprise gathering for Anya in your cozy apartment.
You hear the tell tale beep of Anya's car in the drive way as it locks and you quickly gather everyone near the front door
When Anya opens it her eyes turn to saucers when she takes in her old coworkers and the decorations about the living room.
Then she spots you and the moment you lock eyes with Anya you bolt and leap right into her arms.
Anya, after being with you in space for a little over a year in close quarters knows this habit and catches you before lifting and spinning you, her graduation cap knocked askew in the process.
As you guide Anya into the room further, she takes note of the food, the music, Curly, Daisuke, and Swansea each giving her a bone crushing hug.
As the night draws on there's dancing, dining (finest of grease foods), and a classic game of cards against humanity.
When the night starts to close, the crew helps clean up before leaving and refuses to let Anya help with cleaning
Anya nearly cries after the silence flows back into the apartment but instead of doing that she just squeezes you. Possibly taking her cap off and even leaning down to recreate "The Kiss"
You can expect Anya to print out those photos and scrap book them to look on them on tough days.
A/N: god this was a long prompt BUT THERE WERE SO MANY DIRECTIINS I WANTED TO TAKE IT TOO. Sorry if it seems all over the place it's 6:18 AM here and I have Night watch in 12 hours so I'm going to knock out but pushing more content out!!!
A/n: @lemonsockzz motivating me to write this after my sonic cocktail incident last night. This may come across as very OOC but this is TOO FUNA of a prompt to not write!
Warnings: Strong alcohol, drunk sex.
OK ok so after a particularly tough night at work I'd imagine Anya breaking into a bottle of wine and you whatever drink of choice.
When sober, Anya is a very cautious person, but the moment she's had a couple glasses of that pinot noire, she's off the walls like Vans.
"As a medical professional? I would say no, but as your very sloshed friend? Go for it, girl. " she would say as you hype yourself up to go wrestle a random animal that has made it into your back yard.
I feel like she would also REALLY enjoy painting while thrashed like that and breaks out all her supplies and paints.
If she is so far gone she can't locate anything to paint on? Congrats you just became her canvas.
She'll pull off your shirt and have you lay on the floor, she still has enough sense to cover the floor in newspapers weirdly enough.
Chest to the floor, you would feel the bristles of the wet brush come into contact with your back.
"Anya I'm not a canvas-"
"Shhhh, you will be when I'm finished with you."
The art can end up one of two ways. Either extremely well done and worthy of praise! Or... its was as if a toddler on roller skates attempted to a paint during an earthquake.
Lots of sluggish and sloppy kisses that end with hiccups and giggles.
So many compliments. Lord help her she is wasted and can barely walk.
Anya definately hiccups when she's had too much.
Gets very handsy too, after the living room shenanigans she'll carry you (or attempt to) back to the bedroom pretending she is a chilvarous knight.
(Side note drunk DnD with Anya would be so funny oh my god, her role-playing would be 10/10)
NSFW
PSA: INCAPACITED VICTIMS (Drunk, high, on certain meds, sleeping, or concussion) CANNOT CONSENT IN ACCORDANCE WITH US LAW.
If you agree to it, Anya actually has the enthusiasm of a kid in candy shop.
Is overly polite silly and honest in bed when drunk
"Hey your boobs look great tonight, may I have permission to touch them?"
Actually fist pumps the air and let's out a small excited "yippie!" Before playing with them.
It's so sloppy but god it's so funny having her go at them like that.
Peppers your face in kisses before slinking down your body, rolling her hips against the apex of your thighs. Leaving wet kisses along your neck, collarbones, chest, stomach, before finally reaching between your legs.
Then she gets teasing and wants you to ask for it.
"Anya touch me-"
"Ah ah ah what's the magic word?"
Its not her best but it is still damn good for drunk oral.
Very languid movements of her tongue, as her hands have an iron grip on your thighs to keep you spread for her.
Sometimes will reach a hand down to grant herself some relief as she makes you reach cloud nine.
Likes to moan in response to your own because she still knows you like the vibrations from it. She'll also hum teasingly for the same affect.
After you cum once sometimes Anya will keep going for another and another till you're a shaking whining and whimpering mess with the hand tangled in her messy black hair pushing her away.
Post sex drunk Anya gets super affectionate and cuddly and talks about how you're the woman of the world and she's so grateful to have you. Its really sweet, brutally honest, and silly and being hammered with her you're probably returning those same sentiments.
She coils around you and holds you tightly saying she'll never let go.
Just be prepared to take turns hurling into the toilet bowl tomorrow morning 🌄
What's your opinion on all the Jimmy enjoyers and fetish content out there?
Whew, ok, I felt like I was going to get asked this, but not THIS soon.
Ok. I'm totally fine with people liking Jimmy, he's a well written character with a complex array of issues and instincts which drive him forward as well as mysterious background for what really drove him to be in that crew. Most Jimmy enjoyers I meet are actually pretty chill for the most part. Do I like him?
Well...
Not exactly. I do believe in creative choice. People can write whatever they want, even if a lot of it I find disturbing. Jimmy's character made me actually feel upset at multiple points in the game, but thays a sign of just how humanly fucked up he's depicted. He's so human and does messed up but very human things, which makes it all feel real on an unsettling level.
The people I generally do not interact with are the people who FETISHIZE Jimmy's assault of Anya and say stuff like "She probably liked it ngl" like actually that is super gross and I really wasn't planning on bringing it up here, but years ago I myself was taken advantage of by another woman so for my case yes I cannot fathom the type of stuff people say or write with Jimmy. If someone is attracted to Jimmy, stop telling them to see a therapist (I mean, I think we all should after having played this game good lord the game messed with my psyche) while I dont agree with it and I don't understand how people can be attracted to him, it's also not my brain. They may be cringe, but they are free unless they're saying the type of comments I said earlier because they actually get off the internet.
This Fandom is very weird, and I'll admit me writing NSFW for it loops me in somewhat in a taboo spot, but I'm sorry Wrong Organ you made well written kissable polygons.
Before I get asked this next, WHY do I not write for Jimmy?
Just reread what I said earlier on how his involvement in the story, along with how Anya's played in part which hurt me in my soul and you'll understand that I personally cannot write for him without stirring up some unpleasant concepts of my past and just the general overall summary of his actions.
I'll be honest, I really don't want to write Curly either. As someone who worked in a leadership role for 8 years and take classes for my job to continue to do that Curly was a terrible leader 🙃 and made me want to bite chunks off of my keyboard like a Kit Kat. He is barely the lesser evil of Curly, and as a famous statement, I firmly believe
"Bad things happen when good people stand by"
But I will write Curly because why the hell not! I'm personally not attracted to him (first of all I'm a girl kisser, second of all we didn't see get to see him oerate pre-crash aside from playing AS him) But he's a good way to flex my writing muscles and give the masses some of my take on Curly. All the characters would be pretty fun to write for
So Jimmy enjoyers, sorry that you get harassed, but the weirdos, including the non Jimmy, fans need to keep their weird ass comments off of normal posts and not justify SA.
While I'm on this of yall want me to point out some stuff I don't like that is done with the character I'll leave a small list.
Jimmy fans... do i need to elaborate on what the weird ones do?
Some people make post SA Anya like she's a non functional human being and incapable of living and just an actual extremely dependent ball of constant sadness. Don't let her SA define her character just how SA victims aren't defined by their perpetrators. Don't romanticize abuse period
Daisuke I hear people complain about him being infantalized, but you have a bubbly character in any Fandom and they're going to babygirlify them I'm sorry it sucks for his fans but I hope I'm not writing hi that way he's just a silly man in my writing.
Swansea... I don't have much to say on it, a little strange to me that people hunger for a married man, but he's fictional so while I don't feel comfortable writing him romantically Swansea lovers can pop off hope you homies have fun!
Curly. Just the people saying he did nothing wrong. That's just cringe and honestly these are all strange pixel crushes we shouldn't be having but have them anyways so pop off to you homies too.
If anyone has comments or disagreements that's totally valid, feel free to leave them in the comments and I promise I won't bite if you don't. ☁️☁️☁️☁️
I DO! well not one... not two... BUT 3 and theyre all Anya related if that tells you anything homie. I like so many on AO3 but I cant pick one or two.
In no particular order
My Iron Lung by @gayergaywarden
I Hope it Helps by @fledgravity
Who could ever hurt you? who would be so unkind by @lesbiananya
There are so many that cime to mind but these 3 have gotten me through so many rough shifts and nights. These authors have other fics that are also worth reading so highly recommend! 10 Full moons out of 10 full moons
