#cookiepants

[harinezumiko]

RIP Cookiepants

Just found out one of my bridesmaids who recently had a baby died last month and I think part of my world collapsed. We just reconnected after years apart, and I moved across the country and was a state away from her, but I was giving her some room to be a new mom before I planned to finally storm her house this summer for our reunion. I missed her funeral. She was younger than me. Her baby was born in January.

I feel like I should reach out to our other friends from back in the day but also like that's a terrible thing to do after not talking to them, but everyone has pretty much abandoned Facebook and understandably her wife didn't directly reach out to me or I would've gone to the funeral.

I don't know what to feel or do. I loved this girl so much. So much of who I am folds back to when we were close. I know how much of an impact she had on me, and I feel like that means I should reach out to our other friends from back then to let them know too, but that also feels like overreach. I know I have to tag at least a few here. This isn't the kind of post I wanted to make about any of us.

Cookiepants, you have no idea how much you mean to me, even though I know I tried to tell you every now and then. I can't believe you're gone. I can't believe YGOTAS is still going. The Afterlife better have wifi for you.

I'll see you there someday, @ousamaa

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Malik and Atem Being Idiots

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:05:00 PM) So I was just thinking on my life and thought, wow, I don't have enough people appreciating my might! So I want to change that, what do you think?

Shujinkakusama: (8:14:47 PM) Not sure how to do it, bby

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:08 PM) I know how this conversation is going to end.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:15 PM) "But Atem, that's inhumane!"

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:20 PM) To which I ask you a serious question.

Shujinkakusama: (8:15:22 PM) yup

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:28 PM) Why won't you let me have nice things?

Shujinkakusama: (8:15:41 PM) Because your methods for getting nice things are bad methods

Shujinkakusama: (8:15:46 PM) What if

Shujinkakusama: (8:15:49 PM) you emulated your mom

Shujinkakusama: (8:15:53 PM) and made Egypt love you

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:53 PM) And I know how this is going to end

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:15:55 PM) "Atem,w hy?"

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:16:00 PM) Don't bring my mother intothis

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:16:09 PM) "why don'= you come up with these plans?"

Shujinkakusama: (8:16:10 PM) What, she gets lots of appreciation

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:16:14 PM) well my answer to you is

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:16:23 PM) "Because, Tombkeeper, I've been feeling o f f all day."

Shujinkakusama: (8:16:39 PM) Did you take your meds

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:17:04 PM) I fell asleep too early last night

Shujinkakusama: (8:18:02 PM) that's not bueno

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:18:10 PM) Fuck you

Shujinkakusama: (8:18:19 PM) take your meds when you wake up, foo

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:18:41 PM) no, I'll get sick

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:18:45 PM) You can go fall in a pit of snakes

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:19:23 PM) why do you hate me so much?

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:19:27 PM) I show you nothing but kindness.

Shujinkakusama: (8:19:54 PM) T a k e your m e d s

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:20:16 PM) I can't right now, jackass!

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:20:21 PM) You want me to get sick.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:20:23 PM) Then you can be king.

Shujinkakusama: (8:23:12 PM) I can be king anytime, I just have to give your wivesband tickets to a movie and then sit in your chair

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:23:26 PM) So you do want to steal my throne!!

Shujinkakusama: (8:24:36 PM) It's called "borrowing" c:

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:25:38 PM) I could have you killed for treason.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:26:07 PM) And, oh, I would do it.

Shujinkakusama: (8:26:32 PM) You're so mean to me

Shujinkakusama: (8:26:46 PM) you didn't even let me run your country on my birthday this year :c

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:27:05 PM) Because I knew you would take it from under my feet.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:27:09 PM) You've always wanted to be king.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:27:20 PM) Ever since you were spawned in that tomb.

Shujinkakusama: (8:27:44 PM) What can I say, I'm a very regal-type

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:27:58 PM) Tombs aren't regal, cockroach.

Shujinkakusama: (8:28:26 PM) I look good in your chair

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:28:36 PM) Tell me, where are you right now?

Shujinkakusama: (8:29:44 PM) in my chair

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:29:55 PM) In your house? Or in mine?

Shujinkakusama: (8:30:09 PM) for what reason, my darling? C:

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:30:18 PM) I'm going to claw you to pieces.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (8:30:20 PM) Darling.

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Idiots Being Idiots (Atem + Malik)

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:13:14 AM) guess what guess what

Shujinkakusama: (12:14:11 AM) whaaaat

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:14:37 AM) I learned

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:14:38 AM) that mal

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:14:39 AM) means bad

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:14:43 AM) so that means you suck

Shujinkakusama: (12:15:05 AM) shut uuuuup

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:15:14 AM) SO IT IS TRUE

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:15:19 AM) haaaaaaahahaha

Shujinkakusama: (12:15:20 AM) you're mean to meeeee

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:15:24 AM) your own name means you suck

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:15:26 AM) c:

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:18:11 AM) my name means I'm God

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:18:13 AM) so my name is better

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:20:33 AM) admit my name is cooler

Shujinkakusama: (12:21:35 AM) yours means you're a hermaphrodite

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:21:49 AM) wtf no it doesn't

Shujinkakusama: (12:23:50 AM) Yeah it does, Aten's hermaphroditic

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:24:01 AM) But he created the world.

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:24:13 AM) Any of that offsets the rest of taht

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:24:17 AM) Also you suck

Pharaoh Atem Abridged: (12:24:20 AM) And you suck cocks

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Going out in the world today.

Phone, etc.

My queue is not full. Baw.

Heart-heart-heart Cookiepants, feel better, Ilu bby.

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Stupids From FB Rpland

Or: Why Do People Never Think I'm Roleplaying, 2011 Edition!

Gonna try to put this shiny dramatics behind a cut for the sake of people's flist. In short:

Bakura accuses Atem of being a Weeb after hearing that he's been failing Japanese by inventing new suffixes to tack on his pronouns. Malik finds this entertaining. The Internet Police find it less entertaining, and get butthurt accordingly. Malik decides to harass stupids on the Internet because he's bored. His target doesn't realize any of this is roleplay and gets butthurt. OOC explanations make it worse.

Bakura Necrophades ...Weeb. Pharaoh Atem Abridged Fuck you toooo.

Bakura Necrophades ♥ Pharaoh Atem Abridged Ore-sanma doesn't have to take that from you. Bakura Necrophades And this is why no one listens to you; you're an idiot. Pharaoh Atem Abridged I'm not an idiot, I'm just making a suffix that combines aspects of two that I require.

Bakura Necrophades You made up a stupid word that doesn't mean anything and you're saying it so much you sound like a Pokemon. Pharaoh Atem Abridged Your MOTHER is a pokemon! Bakura Necrophades False. I do not have parents. Pharaoh Atem Abridged False. You have a mother and she is a Pokemon. Some Fool On Their RL Account -_- ur both pokemon, now can we act like mature adults Malik Ishtal Fuck off my nightly popcorn, this exchange is exciting. Some Fool On Their RL Account DX fuck you buddy Malik Ishtal That's the wittiest comeback I've ever heard. Some Fool On Their RL Account ‎-_- i dont need to be witty for you cause you aint worth it Malik Ishtal Well, you apparently can't afford me the courtesy of decent grammar or the ever-elusive shift key, either, so it sounds more like you're the worthless one. Some Fool On Their RL Account pfft like i care what the hell you think jack ass, on here i can be me and not give a shit about what people like you think whether it be bad grammer or something else Malik Ishtal So you're an insecure underage girl that can't spell, won't go to school, and thinks it's edgy to type like a complete moron? Wow. I weep for the future of your country. Some Fool On Their RL Account im 17 fucking years old, in school and have and A in geometry and a B in english so fuck off you shit eating asshat Malik Ishtal Awww you're a baby! Too bad that doesn't excuse typing like a twelve-year-old. That's a forgiving English teacher you must have, giving you a B when you can't hit shift. Some Fool On Their RL Account DX Mrs. Perry is the toughest english teacher ive had you jack ass and un like you probably did i actually DO my work, i work hard for my grades and there aint nothing you can say to prove other wise Some Fool On Their RL Account shes my ENGLISH teacher not my COMPUTER teacher Malik Ishtal Truly, I weep for your country's future. Your SPELLING is piss-poor, your grammar's worse, and typing coherently is part of being passably good at a language. I don't have to prove you're an idiot, you're doing a fine job all on your own, little girl. ♥ Some Fool On Their RL Account FUCK YOU BUDDY JUST BECAUSE I TYPE THIS WAY ON HERE DONT MEAN JACK SHIT, YOUR JUST SOME SNOB FROM SOME FAR OFF COUNTRY THAT NEEDS TO TRY TO TEAR PEOPLE DOWN JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF, WELL HERES A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU, THIS IS AMERICA, THE LAND OF FREE SPEECH Zack Fair ‎[[You know that Malik is a Role-Play account, and not a real person, right? Oh lordy All of these are roleplay account skskshhjjk.]] Malik Ishtal Oh no, I have standards! Boo hoo, bad royal vizier! :C Your country's not too hot on the "Free Speech" thing, from what the Internets tell me. Bakura Necrophades You're spamming My notifications. Malik Ishtal ‎ ((...As an aside, since ZaaaackyZack popped in... Yeah. Doy. This is roleplay. If you can't deal with a villain being an asshole, you probably shouldn't be on the Internet.)) Zack Fair <: ♥]] Malik Ishtal I'll buy you extra coffee to make up for it, Bak'. ♥♥♥ ;D Some Fool On Their RL Account ya know what, im gone, im goin where people actually know the difference between being a batshit crazy villan and being an ass Zack Fair ‎8| Lol. ]] Malik Ishtal ‎ ((You didn't watch Yuugiou, did you?)) Some Fool On Their RL Account I FUCKING DID TWO YOU JACK ASS AND THIS IS NOT HOW MARIK ACTED, WHEN HE WAS POSSESED HE WAS CRAZY BUT WHEN HE WASNT ANY MORE HE WAS PERFICTLY NORMAL Zack Fair Calm thy tits. Lmao. He killed people. And. Again, this is roleplay. Fhsjjskdfks lolol.] Malik Ishtal ‎((He /made people commit suicide/ and tried to saw off their legs, censorship or no censorship, he was a batshit villain. There's nothing especially "evil" about a megalomaniacal control freak nitpicking someone's typing on the Internet after he's stopped actively trying to kill other teenagers. Don't get your panties in a bunch over roleplay, seriously.)) Some Fool On Their RL Account yeah well your role play is jack shit, next time be sure to make it known to people before you act like a complete jack ass Malik Ishtal ‎ ((It's a roleplay thread, everyone else in the thread knew it was fictional! You're the only one who took anything seriously, goddamn.)) Zack Fair It's kinda obvious it's roleplay. o: ] Some Fool On Their RL Account ya know what, fuck you all, im out Zack Fair Baai. ♥ ] Malik Ishtal ‎((Don't let the door hit you. ♥)) Some Fool On Their RL Account go to hell Malik Ishtal ‎((I've been there, it's quite lovely, thank you. ;D ♥))

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ousamaa replied to your post: ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻

Google Translate is a bitch, isn’t it C: You own me? Hohoho!

OHOHOOOOO apparently, that's the going logic. Also holy shit I have been crashing for three hours, I miss your face. :C

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☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻

COOKIE FAAAAAAAAAACE. <3

Voice: I already know your voice from da phone and chat things. You're so cute. Get in my house.

Icon: Haha it's funny because Utena wants to be a prince but your name is kingus, everything is funny.

Name: I GAVE THAT TO YOU by Internet logic, that means you belong to me. 8D

Tumblr Content: Your Tumblr is full of things. And then you post in languages I don't understand. But I get all excited when I see you posting things on the Internets where I can see them, because then I know you're online when I'm not on fayboo. 8D

No gusta: You post things in languages I don't understand and Google Translate lies to me about their content. :C SHARE YOUR BRAIN WITH ME SO I CAN JUST READ THEM. <3<3 Ilu.

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Everything About FB Atem Makes Sense Now

Cookiepants: (9:58:40 PM) I have a dollar in my mouth I get because I'm letting my roommate tape my mouth shut

Shujinkakusama: (9:59:17 PM) what.

Shujinkakusama: (9:59:19 PM) what.

Cookiepants: (9:59:23 PM) What?

Cookiepants: (9:59:28 PM) I have a dollar

Cookiepants: (9:59:32 PM) and I can lick the duct tape off