#cops?

[incorrect-bbs-misfits-au-quotes]

Moo, on the phone: Where are you?

Terroriser: I’m on a very important case. Deep undercover. I’ve gone through a truck load of bullets already.

Moo: So… That’s not you helping an old woman carry groceries up to her apartment?

Terroriser:

Terroriser: I’ll have you know that Marge is a huge threat to society. She cheats at bingo.

[queenofthe-hell]

Okay I’m acab and don’t want 911 but did Lucy and Tim break up? What is happening?!? Are they okay? Is this new? 911 fandom answers please. Or is it the rookie?!? Idk someone help.

[dream-scaperer]

7/3/23

It was in the house I'm living at, i was dark, and I randomly called the police in the middle of the night. I had no reason, then I tried to call the back and tell them not to come, but the flip phone died. I walked out of my room into the dark and saw the cop car pulling up, and I quickly went outside. The officer came up to me and asked me why I called, and I just apologized. I then turned around and saw two older men, and the cops just arrested them, I went inside and was greeted by another man. The cop came inside and got him, too. I was speechless at this point, then later a storm hit and I went outside, everything was flooded and I got my bike and went through town. Still night fall and storming, so I went, and somehow I had two friends that were with me. I guess I was back in Illinois.

[willmelon]

seriously though if any of my american followers don’t want to live there any more just say the word and i will buy you plane tickets here, i’ve got extra accommodation and you won’t feel lonely, i will guide you through anything

[fear-vs-fate-blog]

My summer of tv has come to this: why do all of the main female characters on forensics shows have fugitive fathers who have robbed banks or bounced checks or committed some neat, tidy financial crime? Chuck, Bones, Pysch, In Plain Sight...Not all cops and spies have ex-con dads, but if they do, it's not usually white-collar crime. Get real guys. 

[niccaayyy-blog]

I've never been so scared in my life.

[subtextread]

So I'm in NYC.

Yesterday I took the A-train to Manhattan, wearing my pink starkid glasses. A dude wearing wayfarers walked up to the side of the train after getting off, took his off and smiled at me.

THESE SUNGLASSES MAN. THEY HAVE AN AFFECT ON PEOPLE.

I like how everyone who wears wayfarers just feel like kindred spirits.

And my mom didn't get why I was  giggling.

In other news.

I saw the Gershwin theatre! And the fountain. And the parts of time square where they filmed Glee. And 30 Rock.

I ALSO MET SOME NEW YORK CITY COPS. I couldn't gauge their intelligence, but they seemed nice.