#counthoughts

[askdracombat]

hi mister gay vampire!!! 😇

"Vhy does everyone inzizt I am gay..? Iz it zhe way I valk? Zhe accent? I vish I could underztand."

*Dracombat then struts away with a walk you could only describe as extremely zesty.*

[askdracombat]

Dear Dracombat. Where did you staff come from?

"My ztaff! Yez, now thiz is a good queztion."

*Dracombat brandishes his staff with pride, seeming proud.*

"Dezpite vhat most may think, I waz once a zimple uncertified combat dummy. No bigger zhan any ozher. Vhen I had my defining moment, slaying zhe final asylumer zinglehandedly at zhe tower, zomething changed vithin me. Minos once told me dummiez have zhe ability to.. actualize. Make zheir ambitions and azpirations reality, and become ztronger. In zhat moment, I grew to zhe size you see today, I donned my cape, my hat, and grew zhese VONDERFUL fangs. Az a zymbol of rebellion to the azylum, I forged my ztaff myself out of the power in discarded itemz, and ozher materials available.. and now, zhis ztaff strikes fear into all who oppose us!"