#crownshitpost

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this is how I think lovely meeting treasure would go

Lovely: Hold on- he didn’t break into your home?? (as of now)

Treasure: No😅… he hit on me at a club. We made out in an alley if that counts for anything

Lovely looking at Vincent: INTERESTING.

Treasure: *visibly confused*

Lovely looking treasure up and down: I can’t explain it but I feel like something horrific is gonna happen to you-

Porter: AND that’s enough vampire interaction for now-

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I FELL DOWN THE FUCKING NEIL NEWBON PIPELINE-

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so here’s a convo with one of my friends about Astarion

@dollscircus welcome to me and my friends fighting

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please tell me one of you bitches has a hush fanfic

IM PULLING AT NOTHING RIGHT NOW-

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“You always on that damn phone“

Bitch✋ there’s a bunch of random gay people that I have to keep up with.

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In honor of all of us freaking out, I made some memes

We love you scythe

you just scared the shit out of us

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I just realized

I can be perceived today

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So I have a friend who’s basically the friend that if they swear/make any sexual innuendo it’s huge because they never do that and their aroace so literally any mention of anything sexual and they basically throw up in their mouth a little

anyway

there’s this guy who we’ve given many a name ie “pretty boy” fashion guy” and a generic “he/him”

This guy has STYLE which is rare for where we live and so when we pass him we look at what he’s wearing and today he was wearing a crop top sweater thing

I shit you not

I’m standing with my friend and they go “look at the pretty slut🥰” in the calmest voice every and I break out laughing along with them as they realize what they said

it was the best part of my day