What can be expected from both of them?
But ending up in the waiting room of purgatory, that is truly a test of patience, and it's costing both of them.
John: He could have sent us to the front of the line...
Billy: We're not going to ruin someone's afterlife just because you're incapable of standing in line.
John: Lad, these souls have been here for hundreds of years! If we stay and wait, we'll present our cases instead of a complaint!
Billy: We're not going to do that!
John: At least stop whispering, no one cares about our business on this side of the beyond.
Jon lights a cigarette while Billy walks around a bit.
He doesn't expect to find a few souls he met while searching for his genetic donor.
Billy: Is that you, Adam?
Adam: Friend? What are you doing here? I thought you had a free pass because of all that soul business and the firstborn nonsense...
Adam: Little red, your name is on the priority window!
Adam: You're a celebrity, your name is next to that Constantine guy and a couple of famous ones...
Billy: Wow... thanks. I was really thinking of making that whole queue, I have urgent matters to attend to. But what happened to you? How did you end up here?
Adam: I finished off the killer of my friends and I think I crossed the line...
Billy: Is there anything I can do?
Adam: You're too good to be here, if you can, leave for me, okay? For some reason, you don't have chains like the rest of the condemned...
Billy: Do you want me to deliver a message to someone?
Adam: Forget it, but if you can make me a grave up there, I won't be angry... I like carnations and girly stuff... Right! Tell Mandy I hid dad's money under the garden tree, it will help her a lot!
Billy: Consider it done...
Billy said goodbye with a sad hug.
John: Why do you have that look, lad? Did these poor idiots scam you?
Billy: Shut up. I found a friend... he told me we can go to the priority window.
John: Is there one of those here?
John: Good, let's go find it.
He got up without a fight this time.
John: Don't forget, we'll file a complaint for the illegal expropriation of two living human souls without a valid contract.
Billy: I know, and I also remember not to sign any additional contracts, not to lose the coins for the ferryman, and not to talk to the older souls. I'm not a kid, you know?
John: You still don't shave, to me you're an annoying baby...
Billy: And to me, you're an annoying pimple.
John: Great, a preteen... Can this get any worse?
John : *inserts British insult*