#denmarksbutt

[thepeacefulknight]

WAS IT U THAT POINTED OUT THAT THE UNICORN ON BRYGGEN HAS A HUGE FUCKING HORSE PENIS

YOU KNOW

I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF IT WAS ME BUT MY MEMORY IS HORRIBLE SO IT COULD HAVE BEEN.

[thepeacefulknight]

Can Iceland talk

No, but he's sometimes seen writing/typing on his laptop to other people and thats the only way he chooses to speak.

[thepeacefulknight]

♡ EG ELSKER DEG MIN KJÆRE, KJÆRE BERGEN ♡

♡ ÉG ELSKA ÞIG MÍN KÆRA, KÆRA AKUREYRI ♡

[thepeacefulknight]

/brann/

HEIA BRANN

HEIA BRANN

[thepeacefulknight]

no but go write ur thING JFC U RP U CAN WRITE

MY RPS ARE LIKE

*jumps*

*poops into the tol iet*

*ahah ur mom*

[thepeacefulknight]

dude today she told my dad all "yes i've wanted to go to iceland sINCE BEFORE JULIE WENT AHEAD AND MADE AN ICELANDIC FRIEND" she just really really wanna go omg

omgggggggggg

Im going to cry I love your mom

[thepeacefulknight]

i told mom i wanted to do go-carting in the desert in dubai and mom was like "JULIE I LIKE COLD PLACES... ICELAND.. I LIKE ICELAND"

oH MY GOD

Our mom is a cutie and no one can tell me otherwise.

[thepeacefulknight]

where have u been u dumb icelander mom has been talking iceland all day while i was like "COME ON /DUBAI/" she wanna go go go go

SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO SAY ASS IN NORWEGIAN

AND THAT RASSHOL WAS ASSHOLE, BUT I TOLD HER YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THAT SO YAY. 

yes I've been talking to your mom on FB to get her interested in visiting omg