#dirkjadehal

[dirkjade]

The only winter headcanon I can think about is that Hal, as having a robot body, is always warm so Jade and Dirk likes to cuddle with him every night as they watch something on the TV.

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Dirk x Jade x Hal 1 sided (or i guess 2 sided idk) codependency send tweet

[dirkjade]

🎉Happy New Year!!🎉

I wish everybody a new year only full of good things!! 🎉

Thanks for being here with me on this 2024, I already have some goals I want to make true this 2025, I wish everybody luck with yours!!

Let's make another year full of Dirk, Jade and Hal!)! 🧡💚❤️ >:3

[dirkjade]

jade wants to have children with dirk but would jade be a good housewife?

What do you mean? Hal is the housewife!

Housewife Hal at side, I think they divide the chores.

I can see Jade working in a lab and maybe as a teacher, bringin science to the new Earth, meanwhile Dirk would be the one who stays at home because his workshop is there, he would also connect Hal to their intelligent house so when he is not in his robot body he controls all the electronics, he has control on the roombas.

Some explanations of each chore they do in the house under below:

I feel like Hal would be the one who likes more the cleaning, he likes to feel in control there. Dirk would be the next one and Jade as the last one, she stills likes it though, I am picturing their canon rooms here: Jade one is very messy but she likes to get everything in order sometimes, on the other hand Dirk's room is also messy but surprisly he has some order on his own mess.

Dirk would don't like cooking, he only knows fish dishes or food from cans maybe, but he also cooks sometimes for Jade. Jade likes cooking, she add veggies and meat, pretty decent meals. Hal likes helping in the kitchen.

Dirk does the dishes, its like his own time for self-reflection while help in the house. Jade sometimes do this chore and Hal don't like it for obvious reasons.

Dirk does the laundry, Jade likes it but usually forgets and also her dog hair can get on the clean clothes. Hal likes a little for the electronic and timer part.

Jade enjoys go for the groceries, Hal helps her and Dirk sometimes go with them but usually he stays at home.

Jade is the only one who enjoys working on the garden because Dirk and Hal don't likes getting dirty. Still Dirk has his own mini garden.

They all takes care of the kids!!!

[dirkjade]

Jade offering love: who wants hugs!!!!???

Dirk: I don’t need hugs

Hal: I do, I’m baby

*Hal receives hugs*

Dirk: Wait, no

[dirkjade]

Happy birthday for my girl and her boys!!

[dirkjade]

Me, my girlfriend and the robotic version of the artificial intelligence of my brain that I did when I was thirteen.

(Inspired by the twitter meme, other version: x )

[dirkjade]

because of your household post, thoughts on dirkjadehal? like all three of them together?

I think I made the tag on tumblr! (you can also check my dirkjadehal tag on this blog and on Dailydirkjade!)

I love them three together!

Jade and Hal would be close friends, she finds herself fascinated by Hal's existence, and he just adores Jade because she makes him feel real and sees him as his own person.

The relationship between Dirk and Hal is a little more complicated, there is a certain rivalry, a certain "self-reflection in the other" and other complex feelings, however they tolerate each other.

And Dirk and Jade just love each other, they both worked together to bring a body for Hal and update it everytime.