hajime headcanons on a scale of canon compliant to totally unhinged
so there's this guy...
canon compliant/widely accepted
big guy. big guy. big big guy. big guy spongebob pants okay. yeah he’s pretty huge. says he isn’t but that’s because his literal job is being around bigger guys.
filipino (MORENO) on his mother’s side
super athletic. like we been knew this
pokemon fan. he’d be so excited if you asked “hajime, if you were a gym leader, what pokemon type would you specialize in?” he will LIGHT up. “SO i actually have this written down, i have like, a whole team set up and everything—” ummm spoilers it's rock or bug
can cut an apple with his bare hands (ripping it apart with sheer force)
guess i'll add rich since no one talks about the fact that he went to a private school and then stays in california for uni (+ grad school)
canon to personal territory
runs hot, doesn’t get cold easily. he's a literal heater
he's got a socal accent when speaking english. no, like, for real!
romantic!!! and a hopeless one at that
carries a photo of both you and oikawa in his wallet
lets you win whenever you challenge him to an arm wrestling competition
uses earbuds. he exercises and runs, so he likes that he can just stick it in his pocket. doesn’t really care about sound quality either
not a jewelry guy. he uses his hands a lot and he's usually courtside for his job, so it gets in the way. but! will tuck a necklace under his collar if it meant a lot to him....and maybe perhaps wear one ring on a particular finger on a certain hand...
skateboards, surfs, and snowboards
career focused. don't expect to get married in college
where did that even come from
nerds gummy cluster whore. claims it’s “only for hikes, runs, and cycling, okay?” but is ENGORGING himself on the couch with the things
he needs glasses but doesn’t wear them for reasons unknown (i’m turning into ilya rozanov as we speak) just kidding the reason is that they get in the way! they fog up! they fall down! they spin around when he's laying on his side! they get dirty every day! he believes there are no benefits to his glasses except seeing. and he CAN see. he can see JUST fine.
has teeny little dimples when he smiles real wide
clingy drunk
shitter. nasty farts, even nastier shits. has thrown up maybe twice in his life and both were in infancy
unfortunately doesn’t know how to answer dumb hypotheticals because it has literally never occurred to him that you would ever turn into a worm
doesn’t know how to wrap gifts. he tries but it’s not good. it's the problem of too much tape, not enough wrapping paper
he's dogshit at video games. you’d think with all that kinesthetic intelligence he’d be able to press buttons on a controller or keyboard but no