hey. you owe me twenty bucks
I hope you know extortion isn't a good way to get anything out of me. Why try it? Did you spot something especially interesting in a shop window?
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hey. you owe me twenty bucks
I hope you know extortion isn't a good way to get anything out of me. Why try it? Did you spot something especially interesting in a shop window?
hc + 🎡 for a hobby-themed headcanon benry benry benry benry
well you see gaming is the fucking obvious answer. but i'm not gonna be a cheater im gonna give you something else but maybe a little in the same vein. i think, considering the fact things are very much like. fucked in universe post everything right. bitches need to get a working console somehow! i think, with varied success of course, he fixes tech stuff. any console he has is probably kind of a piece of shit he managed to patch together himself with a lot of trial and error. rip benry you would love those console repair videos.
@dreadpawn sent ; oh man. where do i begin? for gaster. who else in the void
"Perhaps from the start - people do not appear here by sheer coincidence. It is always due to something. Not that many people are here regardless... still. We have nothing but time."
Maybe it's a selfish thought, but he finds himself glad for the company, human or otherwise. It's typically so silent here that it feels as if it could swallow one whole; he's relieved to hear the sound of another's voice. Even if they are somewhat.. incessant. Besides, it does serve a purpose. If he can determine how they got here, it could be the key to escape.
hc + 💌 for a romance-themed headcanon for wheat
How do I say this nicely about him. He instantly assumes any crush he ever gets is completely one-sided and has zero chance of being reciprocated because uh. His self worth is below the dirt. In the ground. He has a hard time even grasping that people like him normally, on a non romantic level? If he ever got feelings it would literally be confessing with the expectation of whoever he's confessing to thinking that it's ridiculous in an ewwww sort of way, and if that was ever returned, he'd be like wait really are you completely sure? For real? Which is not super great for him considering that when he loves someone he falls for them like super hard and super fast. It's really cool for him. Thumbs up. You can imagine how bad this is when he really, really likes Chell, who he has the most insane guilt complex you can ever imagine about, and thinks she's completely valid in just wanting him dead. Very dead. Low self worth final boss.
hc + ⏳ for a time-themed headcanon foooor ummm hawke
He'd be so fine and very normal if you told him there was a ten year gap between DAV and DAI. I don't think you can really tell time in the fade? Besides, everythings fucked up in the fade in that regard anyways im pretty sure. I don't know if he'd be more relieved or horrified since he didn't have a good idea of it in the first place. I know he's coming out of the fade with a completely warped sense of it, or at least just very confused that it's working normally again. But he'd act like it's not a big deal. Prommy. He's normal about it. Source trust me
hc + 👪 for a family-themed headcanon for sowa
It's complicated. Not in a bad way, just in a... complicated way! He's spent so long with Donald and Goofy at a very young, very pivotal age, and has continued to spend so much time with them that he obviously views them as family. Something like parents if you really pestered him on the matter. But he feels... bad, sort of? If he ever mentioned that to his mom and dad back at destiny islands, because he doesn't want to sound like he's replacing them. He's not! But he spends so much more time on adventures now, barely ever at home, it's difficult. Especially considering he quite literally thought they were dead for a while, and didn't even come home until after KH2 when the island was restored. His life like radically changed, he feels like he completely changed, just like entirely separate of them? It's weird. He doesn't know how to talk to them about it. So he doesn't! Yay!
hc + 🎭 for an arts-/crafts-themed headcanon for figmin :)
Despite being the mascot of the arts, Figment actually isn't super skilled at drawing. He does little stick figures! Which is very cute. He's always doing something artsy, because that's what happens when you mix imagination with endless energy, and it can either end in something really great or uh. Something Else. Like if he uses that to fix a practical problem it's bad. Because he's a little disney dragon. He's trying to use the hot glue gun to weld metal together, and he either doesn't understand why that's annoying, even more so when it just tends to work out for him? That or you're getting fine crafted lego creations and hot wheels tracks. No inbetween and you never know what you get.
@dreadpawn liked for a spotify wrapped starter !
talk to you - ricky montgomery.
Is it somewhat dangerous, to sit on the edge of the courtyard, one leg dangling over the edge and into the fade? Likely. But he can't say he particularly cares. Rook, as she'd called herself, had been calling all manner of people to stay at the lighthouse. To help " save the world " , apparently - he hadn't even managed to save Kirkwall, he isn't sure why they'd bothered to ask him. He supposes that's what he gets for doing anything notable with the Shadow Dragons; of course he'd get dragged into another crisis. That, and apparently being friends with Varric didn't help on that front either.
He'd expected to see him here, but he'd.. been informed otherwise. That he'd never be seeing him again, actually.
He never thought the day would come where he'd practically jump at a chance to enter the Fade. Not out of any excitement for the place - it gave him constant goosebumps and made his teeth feel strange - but for the fact Hawke may be here. If anyone was capable of surviving the Fade, it had to have been Hawke - it had to. Until they were sure he was dead, he wasn't. He wouldn't turn out the same as Varric.
His brooding look into the distance was interrupted as footsteps were heard behind him.
"Unless you're here to tell me you've finally made some time in your busy schedule to search the crossroads, make it quick."