#drunk shadow

[thesonadowshow]

Do you know there's another version of you guys that are married? They actually got married twice!

M-married?

*Shadow sighs dreamily, snuggling down into Sonic’s arms with a smile* Married…

I mean I knew there were other universes out there, we’ve met Classic Me. It’s kinda nice that there’s more versions of us that are together.

Married…

Slow down there, Shads. Also congrats to those guys on two weddings, I guess!

(This is the last drunk Shadow ask. Sonic is drunk for 2 more asks)

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[oiloceansurfclub]

So for Friday the 13th this year, our bank decided to put our deposit on hold so it can incur overdraft fees on pending transactions. This means I'll need to open some commission slots so my partner, our animals, and I can have groceries for the week.

I'll be taking Sonic style icons and full-body portraits. Icons are a close-up of your character of choice's delightful face. Full body portraits are self-explanatory.

⭐$18 for a colored icon

⭐$50 for a colored full body portrait

Examples of my work:

Thanks for looking! Drop me a message if you're interested in purchasing some art. 💕

-Del

[thesonadowshow]

Hey Shadow!

Why don’t you give Sonic a big ol’ smooch 💋

*Shadow reads the ask, throws away the paper, and kisses Sonic enthusiastically. Sonic is momentarily startled but quickly kisses back. His hands settle low on Shadow’s waist and Shadow makes a pleased purring sound and shifts so he’s fully leaning over Sonic. Sonic starts purring too, until he has to take a breath. He glances up at the camera in the corner and groans softly*

Shadow…wait…*Sonic pulls away and turns his head, breathing heavily. Shadow, unbothered, starts kissing at Sonic’s jaw and neck*

Shads…you gotta stop. *Sonic grabs Shadow’s shoulders and pushes him away a little. Shadow’s eyes are lidded and his pupils blown. He growls in displeasure and tries to get closer again. Sonic looks like he wants to give in but shakes his head* Slow down, ok? *Sonic kisses Shadow’s cheek*

I promise I would love nothing more than to continue this. Believe me. But we can’t.

So…it’s not me?

Gaia, no. It’s really, really not you.

(Shadow is drunk for 4 more asks. Sonic is drunk for 6 more)

[thesonadowshow]

So…for absolutely no reason in particular…

*slides over 2 Chao black market cocktails*

*Sonic picks up his drink and takes a sip* Thanks. I needed this after yesterday. *He slides the other glass to Shadow* Drink up. You had a shitty day too.

I’m not sure I should.

Well you don’t have to if you don’t want to. No biggie.

I suppose one drink couldn’t hurt. *Shadow sips on his slowly over several minutes*

(Sonic and Shadow are drunk…until I decide they aren’t any more 😅)

[thesonadowshow]

Guys Jet is fuming after seeing that clip of you guys laughing off his "totally impressive" challenge against Shadow to win Sonic. He has trying to get Sonjet supporters to be on his side about this but nobody's been listening.

Haha. Well. I’m sure that’s working out great for him!

*Shadow tugs Sonic closer with an arm around his waist. He nuzzles against the bite mark on Sonic’s neck*

Mine.

*Sonic blushes but leans in to the touch*

[thesonadowshow]

So Shadow, what do you like about Sonic?

*Shadow and Sonic are lying on the sofa. Shadow has his face tucked into Sonic’s shoulder and is trying to groom him. He is doing a terrible job*

Everything.

Hah. Everything? You think my jokes are dumb.

I like your dumb jokes and your face and your pretty eyes. And your quills…so smooth. So sharp.

Yeah?

Mmmyeah. I think you’re hot.

*Sonic covers his red face with the hand that isn’t petting Shadow’s quills* You do?

Yeah. *Shadow props himself up on one arm so he can try and look into Sonic’s face* Thought you were hot with a sword. Fighting. Protecting me. Wanted to kiss you.

(Shadow is drunk for 9 more asks)

[thesonadowshow]

*gives Sonic and Shadow some ramen*

Ooh ramen. Shads! Do you want some ramen?

I…feel strange.

Strange?

Dizzy. And…floaty.

Oh, hey, it worked! You’re drunk!

No, no. I can’t get *hiccup* drunk.

Are you sure? You seem pretty drunk to me. *Sonic catches Shadow as he stumbles, Shadow hums happily and nuzzles against his chest* Easy, now!

You smell good. Should smell like me more.

*Sonic is bright red, Shadow is trying his best to rub his scent all over Sonic’s neck and shoulders*

Woah, Shads.

(Shadow is drunk! For 10 more asks!)

[thesonadowshow]

Why don’t you boys try having a race

I think Shadow has become a liquid. *Sonic giggles* Actually I don’t think either of us could stand up right now even if we wanted to. What was in that champagne!?

Noo don’t get up. Stay here. *Shadow clings to Sonic tightly, despite Sonic having made no move to get up*

I’ll stay here. You’re all cuddly and warm. *Sonic nuzzles his face into Shadow’s quills and starts grooming him*

(Shadow is drunk for 6 more asks. Sonic is drunk for 8)