#featuring rex

[thatshrinkingrae]

I swear my boyfriend is literally just a hamster.

He’s way too energetic and he’s just a little too violent. He doesn’t sleep at normal hours, and he loves to show off his funky parkour skills.

He’s also probably going to die in the most dramatic way possible.

[thatshrinkingrae]

Every time Rex comes over and sees my neon green fold out couch and my stained brown rug he goes “Damn bitch you live like this?”

And every time, without fail, I feel the desire to both strangle and make out with him.