I'm proofreading a textbook and there was a picture of a giraffe awkwardly squatting to drink from a pond and it made me think of Yakumo trying to use a public water fountain that is not very tall
put him out of his misery already and cut him in half
i have sea creed rei so i peeled him for you and. he literally doesn’t have anything on underneath. he’s fully going commando. rei where is your undershirt
me: can someone peel this orange for me 🥺🍊
you: here u go lil buddy
me: thank u
(peel unravels to show empty space where the fruit should be)
gasp! my yakuya!!!!!
yeah i like it (under certain conditions)
"position doesn't matter!!!! why are these devs so obsessed with tops vs bottoms!!!!!!!!!!"
-says the one whose enjoyment of kuya/yakumo depends on who's top/bottom
my fave yakuya is kuya receiving and yakumo giving
whether that's kuya power bottoming or yakumo successfully foxhandling kuya, i like those scenarios the most
the most emotional satisfaction i can get is from a kuya comeuppance 😃😃😃. however that happens?? i'm enjoying it.
what if kuya does his dom top thing with bottom yakumo? well. there's a bottom yakumo. so it's not like i'm plummeting into inconsolable grief.
but it IS what you'd expect from them? based on kuya's domineering personality? therefore not as Turntables. and not as fun :(
i'm talkin' bout fics here, as that is primarily where i've seen these two paired📝
it's THIS specific formula that just 🦷👌🤛🤜 gets me:
- kuya messes with yakumo
- wait, why is the baby yokai not crumpling like wet paper
- yoooooooo the radiant domestic boytoy finally shows his fangs
- kuya allows it to happen because it's interesting
- or kuya CLAIMS he allows it. even if it's not his choice. because of his control issues (as u know)
- a peculiar mix of pride and respect happening in kuya's peepaw brain while yakumo goes wild
- postnut clarity causes yakumo to quickly revert to his pathetic deferential self, which provides the audience with the comedy of contrast
- kuya is ultimately unharmed. or is he...? (someone get this old man into a hot bath)
kuya doesn';t know when to stop being a pain in the ass
and yakumo should be allowed to go bonkers feral
so why not put the bully [kuya] in his place, while also giving the sensitive nerd [yakumo] an outlet for all those restrained impulses???
old p0urple fox will be fine. u can't hurt him in any way that matters (much to his own dismay)
even if we travel allll the way back into yakumo's early intimacy rooms, where kuya said yaku was no fun to tease (since he takes everything so seriously)
and, as a result, yakumo is strangely immune to kuya's bullying...
we could achieve Peaceful Semi(or fully?)-Consensual Yakuya
kuya could still get yakumo into strange sexy situations without much fanfare LOL
he doesn't even have to piss yakumo off into Serpent Rage mode. he could approach Regular Yakumo, tell him to do something PREPOSTEROUS, and yaku would assume it was a training exercise from wise, foxy senpai.
yaku hesitation could be conquered by a couple of easy lies. and soon enough, kuya could do almost anything with the *gestures vaguely* obedient longbean
I do not know who you are, but everytime I see a post of yours talking about yakumo I have a mental image of an avid herper carefully yet excitedly studying some elusive snake yet manhandling the hell out of it because of how cool it is
that's the nicest way anyone's ever phrased it
unfortunately, it has inspired me and now i'm taking the chance to mandle that snake
