Jul 7, 2018
“There is absolutely no way I am calling you my friend. We’re in public.”
“Embarrassing you is my job. Or have you not noticed the sparkly pink...words...on your jacket?”
“You did wHAT TO MY JACKET?!”
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“There is absolutely no way I am calling you my friend. We’re in public.”
“Embarrassing you is my job. Or have you not noticed the sparkly pink...words...on your jacket?”
“You did wHAT TO MY JACKET?!”
Person A; Where’s my candy?
Person B: I hid it. You have an obsession!
Person A: I know that! Give me the damn candy!
Person A sighs, and looks in the mirror, not bothering to try to fix the tear tracks that makes them look straight out of a My Chemical Romance music video.
Only an hour until B’s funeral, after all.
Person A: I’m starting to think I have self-esteem issues.
Person B: Oh I know you do...
Person A: Really? How?
Person: Yeah nobody makes THAT many jokes about themselves without having mental issues