We could hang on the yacht
And feed sharks fancy steaks
We could find a cute colt,
Glorycurl: Oh, what would that be?
Goodgolly: ...I'm so, like, bored.
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Sooooo I may have taken a foray in to the world of selfshipping LMAO what can I say @scribblys-scribbles is very convincing
Gladmane…you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitches too bad. they'll kill you /ref
I could not resist the evil southern gentleman. Glamgoria is a name some of you may remember if you’ve been here for a long time it’s the name I’m using to differentiate the mother of these two with my regular ponysona. Chiffon is me as a horse and Glamgoria is a horse who’s kind of like me but has no morals and serves cunt. She also has a full blown New York accent, unlike me who it’s only clear where I’m from on certain words.
She and Gladmane are a bit of a Gomez and Morticia type with a toxic edge. They’re full of love and pda in public, they’re the same way in private but they also say things to each other that no other pony could get away with. They’re the type of couple who keep no secrets from each other, especially not gossip, if you tell one something they’ll run off to tell the other. Gladmane can’t keep any secrets from Glam anyways as she’s his lawyer. Let’s just say if she was there the events of the episode Viva Las Pegasus would not have happened. Who cares if you’re the Elements of Harmony you’re committing slander on the word of animals!!!
Pictured above are their twin daughters Goodgolly and Glorycurl. As @cornerofhell put it, when the elder sister was born Gladmane said, “Good golly, she’s pretty!” The name stuck. Her sister on the other hoof, was born with nearly a full head of curls, it was her crowning glory.
Goodgolly is the dominant twin although not the brains of the operation, that would be her sister. Despite Glory being the “smart” twin, Golly is better as the social aspect of things and takes after her father with his ability to butter up ponies to get them right where she wants them. Glory is the one who comes up with their schemes and how they will go about executing them to get their way, but she lacks the ability to talk circles around ponies like her sister and mother can. Both are prone to streaks of selfish behavior and nasty responses, as well as being down right out of touch from common ponies considering their ridiculously spoiled upbringing. Someday Glory will inherit the casino business and Golly will be its face. In the mean time their mother finds their education very important, they may spend thousands of bits a week in spa treatments but that’s AFTER they’ve completed their studies! Their daughters being accomplished on top of being happy is of the utmost importance for Gladmane and Glamgoria.
Goodgolly was adopted from @SageGoBrr
Glorycurl was adopted from @melos-magic-ponies
