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Godchecker.com - Your Guide To The Gods

Welcome to Godchecker. We have more Gods than you can shake a stick at. Our legendary mythology encyclopedia now includes nearly four thousand weird and wonderful Gods, Supreme Beings, Demons, Spirits and Fabulous Beasts from all over the world. Explore ancient legends and folklore, and discover Gods of everything from Fertility to Fluff with Godchecker...

A veritable cornucopia of gods, each one exactly as real as the last.

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Godchecker guide to GILTINE: Whiter shade of pale Goddess of Death. Giltine is the Baltic Goddess of Death and comes from the mythology of Lithuania, Latvia and Prussia. Read the facts about Giltine in our legendary mythology encyclopedia. Used by teachers, researchers, kids, pagans, believers, games-players, novel-writers, atheists and other mortals since 1999.

“The sister of LAIMA, she comes dressed in white to do the final snuffing. She has a very nasty tongue which she uses to lick poison from graveyard corpses. If she licks your face it’s kiss tomorrow goodbye.” My grandfather is in the hospital. If it is is time, I want there to be peaceful thoughts about his passing. If it is not, with his age and health, I hope he can live out the rest of his days happy and comfortable.

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Ninepone

Drug-induced Goddess of Fertility

Warning: this entry is full of sex and drugs. But no rock'n'roll.

NINEPONE

 is a deity of the infamous Bwiti religion. This cult involves a great deal of ceremonial psychedelic drug-taking, so tke nothing for granted — it could all be a massive hallucination.

She was born from 

MEBEGHE

's Cosmic Egg, along with her younger brother 

NONE

 and their somewhat evil half-brother 

EVUS

. She was entrusted with the guardianship of the night and the sanctity of the female spirit. She took her role so seriously that she remained a virgin right up until the first time she had sex. 

Unfortunately, her first sexual enounter was with her surreal sibling

EVUS

. He must have whispered sweet perverted nothings in her ear. She then made the leap from half-brother to full-brother and took

NONE

 into her bed. 

All these shenanigans made 

MEBEGHE

 very cross. As a punishment,

NINEPONE

 was forced to carry the world around upon her head like a moody teenager version of 

ATLAS

. There's not many sexual liaisons you can get up to in that position.