May 5, 2022
Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Arya: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be cracker too.
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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Arya: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be cracker too.
Jaime: We’re going mattress shopping.
Brienne: You know, once we get it, we’ll have to break it in. *winks*
Jaime: Oh, I hear what you’re saying. Mattress trampoline.
Brienne:
Jaime: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.
*During preparations for Brienne and Jaime’s wedding*
Pod, overseeing the flower arranging: Arya, baby’s breath? Stop sneaking in unapproved flowers!
Sansa, the official wedding planner: Das mah boii
Jaime: You’re giving me a sticker.
Brienne: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow.”
Jaime: I’m not a preschooler.
Brienne: *shrugs* Fine, I’ll take it back.
Jaime: I earned this. Back off.
Jo: Dad! I ate a bug today!
Jaime: Oh! Was Mum baking again?
Jaime: ...Don't tell her I said that.
Brienne: I heard that!
[Jaime goes to rescue Brienne when she gets kidnapped, but gets them tied to tree dangling off a cliff in the process]
Brienne: Maybe I’m just new to this rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered a step backward wouldn’t you say, Ser Jaime?
Jaime: No, no, no, it’s okay, wench! This is alright. We can figure this out.
*cracking noises*
Brienne: I hate you.
*down the cliff and into the water they go!*
Brienne: I don’t know about you, but I’m getting all funned out.
Jaime: Uh oh.
Brienne: Don’t tell me, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.
Jaime: Yep.
Brienne: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Jaime: Most likely.
Brienne: Bring it on.
Brienne: I knew it!
Jaime: Knew what?
Brienne: That there is honor in you after all.
Jaime: No.
Brienne: Admit it!
Jaime: Wrong.
Brienne: Yes there is.
Jaime: Nu-uh!
Brienne: I think there is.
Jaime: Nope.
Jaime: hey, have you guys seen my phone anywhere Arya: [looking through his gallery] Arya: Why do you have fifty pictures of Ser Brienne kissing you? Jaime: [balls up fists] Jaime: FOR WHEN SHE’S NOT HERE, OK ?!