#grumpy elf loki

[benevolentgodloki]

“This year, all requests for Yule presents can be sent to this designated elf (@dontcallmeloki​).  I’m far too busy and important assisting the All-Father-Christmas to be on the shop floor, as it were.”

[benevolentgodloki]

Will grumpy elf Loki be making a comeback this year? Him and Santa Thors were incredibly fun last year.

“I don’t exactly relish the idea of more brats showing up expecting presents. I will consider it. Perhaps the Avengers will consider compensating me, or at least allowing me to be of more use as thanks.”

[benevolentgodloki]

Loki, I bet you could make a snowman come to life like Olaf.

“So long as it doesn’t turn out as annoying.”

Meanwhile, in 616:

616 Loki: I bet I could and he’d be much more awesome!

[benevolentgodloki]

*Someone has left a giant Olaf the Snowman plush in Loki's room*

Residents in New York suburb Jericho were left shocked and confused last night when the small town’s Christmas tree tragically burned down. Authorities can’t tell us exactly what happened or who started the fire, only that they found the charred remains of a Disney character toy bound to the tree’s trunk. To whoever is behind this act of villainy, your heart must be truly Frozen.

[benevolentgodloki]

Gives loki an elf hat with his favorite horns built in. "Hope you are having fun."

“I wasn’t until you brought this. Thank you.” He swaps his current elf hat for his Loki-style one.

Further down the line, a woman turns purple in the face and begins marching her child away.

“Pardon me,” he says to Rei. 

In an instant he’s teleported in front of the woman who crosses herself and shrieks, standing in front of her now tearful little boy.

“Excuse me, madam, what seems to be the problem?”

“Get back, demon. My son wants a present from an elf, not Satan’s servant.”

Loki rolls his eyes. “Oh, for heaven’s sake. Look, I’m not exactly hiding who I am. If you somehow missed the fact that the Norse gods now live on Earth, I can’t help you. There’s no reason to punish your son because you’re mixing up your theologies. Satan’s servant, indeed. I’ll have you know I work alone.” He pauses and looks back toward the grotto where Thor is playing Santa. “Except today where I’m apparently Santa’s servant. Now, what does your sprog want for Christmas?”

“He wants nothing from y-.”

He clicks his fingers and no one can hear the boy’s mother talk. Her lips are moving but there’s no sound. The boy looks wide-eyed.

Loki crouches down. “It’s all right. Never mind her. What do you want?”

“’go.”

“Beg pardon?”

“Lego, please.”

“Lego. Right.” He stands up, holds out his hand and flicks his wrist, a sack appearing in his fingers, held open. His other palm faces upward and opens a seam in the air, out of which comes a downpour of Lego bricks, figures and extras. They fill the sack until it’s just shy of being too heavy for the little boy and then he hands it over.

That done, he clicks his fingers again to relieve his mother of her curse, finger placed upon her lips to hush her. “Ah-ah! Shush. Now you go home and don’t let him have that until Christmas. If I find out you’ve taken one single brick from him, I will tell the Avengers, and I will be checking up.”

“Thank you, Mr Elf,” the little boy says. “I like your hat.”

Loki winks at him and waves at both him and his mother as she hurries away with him in tow. The god returns to Rei’s side. “Now I’m having a lot more fun.” 

[benevolentgodloki]

Hey elf Loki, what's the craziest gift request you've gotten so far from the kids?

“One child wanted to be turned into a dragon. Unfortunately Santa tackled me out of the booth before anyone found out whether I could or not.”

[benevolentgodloki]

Don´t mind her, she´s just silently observing how he loses his patience with a huge smirk, and popcorn in hands xd

“You wait until Thor gives you a job in a Midgardian Santa’s grotto.”

[benevolentgodloki]

This his bad choice was slowly getting just that much worse. "Look, Loki, I don't think there's anything for you to do on this one. I was mostly here for support, then Tony put me up to it, and all I asked for was a Christmas with the original Avengers together again, which doesn't seem to be your realm of expertise."

Any dented pride owing to the costume he was enduring was put aside before an awkward and familiar face. What a sentimental thing Steve had asked for and Loki was eager to seize upon it. He smirked and gave an uncomfortable stare.

“Is that so? Setting events into motion that unite all Avengers in one place? No, doesn’t sound like me at all..” There was a glint in his eye that suggested he was already thinking about how to grant this wish, and probably not in the way the Avengers would think they would want.