#handler kailani

[alolarangers]

Pressing my face into my hands WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A NORMAL FUCKING NIGHT OUT I HATE YOU JUNO IKEHARA I HATE YOU

[Photo ID: Juno suplexing a Hariyama. She's in a nice dress shirt and dress pants, and you can just vaguely see a tie poking out between her and the Pokemon.]

[Photo ID: Juno with an unconscious Hariyama. It's on the ground, and she's posing next to it, like a hunter with a fresh kill.]

I'm doing my job actually.

YOU'RE OFF DUTY!!!

A real Ranger is never off duty...

STOP SMOLDERING YOU'RE NOT COOL

I'm so cool actually, you just refuse to acknowledge my prowess. Besides, what was I going to do, just let an angry Hariyama throw a car??

Fair enough...

[alolarangers]

FREAKS 🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨😭😭😭🙏🙏 FREAKY 😦😦😦😦😮😮 FREAK FREAK FREAKY FAMILY FREAK FREAK FSMILY FREAKY 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

???????? What? .. IS THIS ABOUT THE BLOODY NOSE??

[alolarangers]

MALAMAR GOT YALL TOO??? WTFFF

I've taken Junie's phone away and quarantined her as best I can. This shit is so fucking weird dude I'm scared.

[alolarangers]

MAGIC ANON ✨✨ COOKING SLANDER DETECTED, SENDING 50 POIPOLE TO JUNO’S LOCATION

WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!

HWAT IS GOING ON!!!!

[Photo ID: There are, as the ask would suggest, 50 Poipole in the middle of Juno and Kailani's apartment. Kailani is in the background, a stunned look on her face as she holds a wooden spoon to fend off any Poipole. The Poipole are all floating around in the center of the room, seemingly as confused as Juno and Kailani are. Above them is a closing wormhole.]

WHO DO I EVEN CALL ! THIS IS OUT OF MY RANGE OF EXPERTISE !!!! WHAT ARE THESE EVEN

[alolarangers]

whtw for brekastf

I've got uhh Rice in the rice cooked and Spam frying rn if yall want that

[alolarangers]

We're. going to go pick up Ohara now !! We're seeing our. daughter? That feels odd to say. Like. at all.

You'll probably get used to it, don't worry

[alolarangers]

YOUR DAUGHTER’S DRINKING WIIIIINE

Like. alot? Or like. socially and not much..?

[alolarangers]

MOM THIS GALAR SHIT IS SERIOUS

[Image ID: A shaky image of Isra in her Ranger outfit running from a Shiny Cinderace.]

THEY WANT ME DEAD MA

DO WHAT I TAUGHT YOU DO WHAT I TAUGHT YOU !!! FIGHT BACK AND WIN!!!!!!!

WHY WOULD YOU TEACH HER THAT??? SHE HAS A STYLER !! USE YOUR STYLER