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hewo!! rings anon again LMFAO my last ask was hella unhinged and i honestly don't *think* i made you uncomfortable but have been a little worried since i sent it

just wanted to say that i suggested reader having a bf bc like idk it just seems so much meaner if it's a girl LMAO anyways it was also HEAVILY based on some old agatha x reader fics I'd read

i also thought that maybe it was insensitive to agatha and her canon kid somehow- i don't know i have anxiety HAHAHA but yeah i hope i didn't make u uncomfy and i just felt the need to over explain myself 😋 hope you are feeling better!!

NOOO NOT AT ALL RINGS ANON I ABSOLUTELY LOVED YOUR REQUEST IVE BEEN LETTING IT SIT IN MY INBOX BCS I LOVED IT AND IM WORKING ON A FIC TO POST WITH IT!!! I'm working an 8 day stretch at work rn + OT that's gonna be close to 80hrs straight + I've got that wicked cold still (I think working so much is prolonging it bcs I do a lot of physical labor at work) I've started writing it and I've been picking away at it in my free time I just need the time + energy to finish!! I'm hoping to have it up by Wednesday at the latest!!!

Genuinely the requests you've made/the ideas you've given me are literally my favorite I've ever gotten and give me so much inspo don't worry!!!! I love ur unhinged simp brain it matches my unhinged simp brain and the exact kinda stuff I like lol so I'm sorry it's taking me so long!!!! The burnout from work is just so bad rn T-T your request is perfect <3

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Hey yall update: I'm working on a smutty one shot and the next chapter of No Going Back, I was hoping to have them posted by now or at least by the next episode tomorrow but I'm just getting over being sick and there's a lot going on at work. I'll definitely have something posted by the end of the week <3

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tryna fuckin write some fanfic when my downstairs neighbors decide that 9:03pm on a Saturday night is the perfect time to get a band together and play and sing so loud that the ground is literally shaking. I have my feet on the coffee table and the coffee table is shaking. I wanted to write some Agatha smut but now I have to put on my headphones and play BG3 until it's over bcs its so loud and distracting. I'm gonna go ballistic.

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DON'T BE SAD AGATHA I CAN BE YOUR BABY !

THATS SO FUCKING REAL THO AJCJSKCBSCK ME TOO 😔💜

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haii!! teehee how are you?? so um im sorry but i couldnt find your rules post so i hope im not crossing any lines here T_T but i wanna hear on your thoughts abt aggie x hela x the reader ???

I KNOW ADDING HELA ON THERE IS SO RANDOMMmm mxbxhdzzfsvshsksn but i saw you wrote for her too and got mindblowned, if you like the idea or have smth in mind abt it please do your magical writting powers and feed us all!!

have a good day!! and ignore this if you want to <3

Hello hello there I'm doing pretty amazing now that I watched ep3 of Agatha All Along ahfkjfkf I missed my wife <3

AAAGH YES IM SORRY IM TRYNA REVAMP MY MASTERLIST RN SO ITS A LIL MESSY, thank u for being so considerate!!!

But I've had an idea for a What If..? AU fic where Agatha is the Scarlet Witch so I might be able to think of something considering I did have Hela playing a part in it.. Maybe this can actually give me some practice with the idea before I dive into the fic :0:0:0

ILL THINK UP SOMETHING I LIKE THIS IDEA!!! BETWEEN WORKING ON NO GOING BACK + OTHER REQS GIMME A LIL BIT TO WORK ON IT THANK U LOVELY ANON <3

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Hello well

*inhale*

AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT WAS SO GOOD ! I'M SO HAPPY WE SAW THE 50'S LOOK AGAIN (the hottest in WandaVision on my book with her modern outfit) AND THAT NEW SUIT IS SOOOOOOO HOT !!

AND KIND LIKE WE SAW HER NAKED 😳

ALSO SHE LOOK LIKES SHE WANT TO KISS ALL THE WOMEN SHE MEET AS SHE SHOULD AND HER RELATIONSHIP WITH HER EX IS SO MESS UP 🤭

(I'm worried for Scratchy, our son 😭)

Also Agatha being into true crime, iconic!

Well that's all ! Sorry 😅

omg 50s ag's is so cute imo!!! i love her cute lil bob and dark lipstick.. all of the agathas are SO HOT okay but 80s Agatha had me ON MY KNEES THE HAIR AND THE CLOTHES I JUST- ASDFGHIGJK

okayokay bestie and any other agatha simps.. if u havent heard of mrs fletcher... kathryn hahn does full nudity in it. makes out w and fucks women. i was left in shambles after witnessing that show. shes so dfivdohfiudiuhuo BEAUTIFUL UGH BUT HER CUTE ASS WHEN SHE WALKED AWAY OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN WITH HER SHES SO PERFECT

nah bcs shes so gay dsnifuvnkfe im literally gonna owe marvel my whole life after giving me everything i want with this show. naked agatha. agatha being GAY. more agatha. ugh im so down bad. i love you marvel i will give you my soul.

NEVER BE SORRY FOR SIMPING IN MY INBOX THANK U <3

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oh daddy please [sigh]

if agatha mommy..... that makes rio... :o

BUT SRSLY SHES SO FUCKING HOT THEY REALLY GOT US BY MAKING THE GAY COUPLE BE PLAYED BY AUBREY PLAZA AND KATHRYN HAHN, THEY KNEW THEY WERE PANDERING TO THE DERANGED AND HORNY GAYS THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US MARVEL

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HI (same anon who requested the rings fic 😼) anywho you said RANT I AM PREPARED TO RANT DUDE AGATHA IS SO FUCKING HOT ANDNGOR WHAT FOR WHAT FORNWHAT????? am literally going feral??? detective harkness?@?$?_ the way she stood. and sat. BEGGING FOR A CHANCE TO HAVE MY HEAD BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS MISS HARKNESS PLEASE I STGMFLDLGLS anyways i'm fine totally fine trust me. the rio and Agatha scene. where she's on top of rio. and. and OH MYNGJFKLHLDKDLSLS AHHHHHH (i'm a slut. and I'm going to send this bc ik you are too (with love and happiness i hope you are well) <3

HI BESTIE IM DOING WELL NOW THAT I WAS ABLE TO WATCH THE FIRST TWO EPS I WAS SO PISSED I GOT CALLED INTO WORK AN HOUR BEFORE THEY WERE UP AND NOW ITS 3AM AND I HAVE TO GO TO BED SOON INSTEAD OF WRITING FOR HER AIDJSIFID BUT IT WAS SO GOOD??? AND YES I AM ABSOLUTELY SLUT WE ARE ALL SLUTS FOR AGATHA ON MY BLOG XD

But. WHENEVER DETECTIVE HARKNESS WOULD SIT DOWN I SIGHED SO LOUD BCS I JUST WANTED TO CRAWL INTO HER LAP AND DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS WITH HER. Orrrr get under her desk and 😏 plsss give me ONE CHANCE MS HARKNESS 😫

Now I wanna write something quick about giving detective Agatha head under her desk to get some of my horny brain rot out who needs sleep being deranged over Agatha is way more important aifjdjdjdskdj

Literally JUST finished the second episode and the scene where the door to the road closes and she's breathing heavy and her hair is stuck to her face had me ACTING UPPPP UGH MOMMY PLS??? I want her so bad oh my god I'm so horny for her I feel like I'm going to explode