#heatherchander

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How long do you guys think it took for the Heathers and Veronica to forget how Chandler sounded?

The way someone sounds is apparently the first thing you forget

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I had an obsession with Chandler and Chansaw animatics in middle school and early high school, so here’s a couple good ones I’ve never seen or heard anyone talk about

Ballad Of Heather Chandler

https://youtu.be/6Lwqt5CxR60?si=90lJhS-teYYzbMEl

Meant To Be Yours but Gay (Chansaw)

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I hate when people get mad that I ship Chansaw or McDuke or they get mad at someone for shipping some other ship between the girls or Kurt X Ram cuz “it’d never work”, “they’re not gay” or worst of all “it’s toxic”. Like, girl-

You know what’s canon, right? Like, you know that the canon relationships in Heathers are all predatory. JD X Veronica. Ram X McNamara. Chandler X David. Like, those are all canon, and all the guys have…assaulted the girls. You know that, right?

Let people ship what they want. Literally I don’t think many of them can get more toxic than what’s already canon, especially between the girls.

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If chandler wasn’t literally the first person to die in Heathers how do you guys think she’d react to everything?

In the movie she honestly seemed like the most reasonable person with her thinking JD should’ve had real consequences for bringing a gun to school while everyone else thought it was funny. Do you think she would’ve been like “These suicides aren’t funny, even if Kurt and Ram were gay” or like would she be able to put together the pieces and be like “Wait, nobody was dying before Jesse James showed up, and he’s a major creep” and be able to figure out he murdered Kurt and Ram, but maybe not realize Veronica was also involved?

I spoke to a friend about this and we both agreed that killing chandler off first was probably necessary since we think she’d have been able to figure everything out pretty quickly and that would’ve changed the entire plot.

Musical Chandler probably wouldn’t have given a damn. I think ghost chandler is exaggerated in Veronica’s mind, I think ghost chandler is really just a hallucination, but obviously she isn’t around long enough to know for sure. I think musical Chandler probably wouldn’t care or be able to piece everything together, but she’d be suspicious. It’d kinda be like a “Huh, that’s weird. Doesn’t really make sense, but it isn’t my problem.” situation with her.

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How I look/feel mid way through writing something about angst of my favorite comfort character and I start to realize that I’m not projecting onto her anymore I’m just torturing her:

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Even Heather Chandler was at the No Kings protest

Even the Demon Queen Bee hates Trump and wants no king.

Jessica Keenan Wynn posted this photo on her insta story. I love her.

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Mother’s Day headcanons!

Veronica has a GREAT relationship with both of her parents. On Mother’s Day she brings her mom coffee and takes her mom out on a Mother-Daughter date

Chandler is a mama’s girl. I can’t decide if she’s really close with her mom or if she has a horrible relationship with her but still wants her attention and approval

Duke isn’t really close with either parent, but she still loves them. She doesn’t really do much for her mom, but she does leave a card and a flower for her on the kitchen counter in the morning

McNamara’s mom is an alcoholic and left her and her dad years ago, but McNamara still made an effort by getting her stuff like cards and candy and flowers, but stopped when her mom moved away and never gave her her new address

Veronica buys everything that catches her mom’s eye even a little bit, she insists despite her mom’s protests

McNamara tries to hang out with the girls during the day, but Veronica either has limited time or has to decline though due to hanging with her mom

Chandler doesn’t do a whole lot for her mom, but she does get her candy. Though, she steals some as she cuddles with her mom. Shes rarely affectionate with her, but Mother’s Day is an exception

Duke complains about Mother’s Day and the marketing and items, calling it a “quick cash grab at gullible idiots” Chandler agrees, but snaps at her anyway

McNamara loves the marketing and items, wishing she could get stuff for her mom

Duke wishes she had a better relationship with her mom, but it’s really hard for her since her brothers tend to steal both her parents attention, leaving her with none most of the time

Chandler complains about Mother’s Day, saying she doesn’t get why they need to celebrate a natural part of life and saying “moms are careless bitches anyway.” She’s just bitter about her own mom

Veronica feels bad about the other girls’ relationships and such, but doesn’t let it ruin her own time with her mom.

In the future, in a Chansaw universe, Veronica’s mom doesn’t really like chandler at first, but eventually basically adopts her. Especially when she learns about her relationship with her mom. Either she feels bad that their relationship isn’t that good, or she notices how upset chandler gets when she can’t spend Mother’s Day with her mom. Regardless, she treats chandler like her daughter for the day

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I finally finished the first chapter of my Zombie Apocalypse AU Heathers fan fic.

Am I proud of it? Not really, but whatever. It’s a longer chapter than I usually write, so that’s good. I didn’t proofread it, so be prepared.

Also, please give me constructive criticism and feedback, my writing sucks and I wanna get better

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