#hell blazer

[ghurab-alzilal]

Raven, daydreaming about Damian : I don't know, there's just something about him that drives me mad...

Zatanna: I can't tell if you want to strangle him or kiss him.

Raven: Probably both.

Constantine: No, wait, we are talking about the babybat? Strangle then.

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

it should be the trenchcoat brigade

[miraculousshitandgigles]

Okay I decided that I'm going to need to tie my hair back into a ponytail and suck off John Constantine. Because I saw two different post and I was like no your so fucking wrong.

Like a post I read a few days ago said Batman doesn't have a contingency for John and my thought was. Of course he doesn't cause if he's gone bad how did we get so fucked.

John is so cunning that batman most of the time diverts to John to lead if he's out of his wheel house. John Constantine is the most cunning, sleezy, and corrupted mother fucker anyone knows. Fuck most villains say their atleast a better person than John and their right. John sucks and he knows it he trying so hard nobody has to be like him he pushes everyone away because way the fuck would you even want to be around him he sucks right?

No, simply put John is also the selfless and self deprecating man ever. John will die before he lets anyone else think they lost. John will do whatever it takes to win and I mean everything if something happens and John okayed it you know it was necessary.

Batman once went out of his way to tell people hey listen to John yeah he sucks but he knows what he's talking about because he fucking does.

Their are more powerful magical users in dc and all of them agree fighting John Constantine sucks he simply knows more than you 9/10 times if he doesn't. It really doesn't matter since he can just get someone who owes him a favor to tell him. And that's another thing everyone owes John something and he pays back his. John will always pay back his deals or just make sure he could never pay in first place it's amazing honestly.

Now I should say at the end of this post I'm doing this all based off memory I don't read about hell blazer anymore since I found reading the magic side of dc feel like reading whole other universe by itself. Like if you read a John Constantine comic sometimes your wondering why isn't the Justice League here this seems like a league threat and johns by himself.

[constellation3fanfic]

I saw fanfic in which Jon,damien,billy are friends (damien stalked captain Marcel and found out billy,3 months of hanging out damien brings Jon in the loop) and then I saw a headcon about y/n being Jonh constantein daughter so imagine damien,Jon,billy are fed up by overly strict laws of the JLA and for reason they quite then we have Ginny(Jonh's daughter's name by me)who loves annoying Damian,cause why not?join the trio from another secret group many other OC's Jion later on,so this grip basically steals,scam 's bad guys while pretending to be bad guy 's and use the money either for good cause or to grown their Little Blaze they also help refugees aliens by saving them from bad guy and taking them to far way parts of space(which are still undiscovered by other),the point is JLA and LOV dont know who they Are like some people defeat bad guys not only on earth in space too,like how and worst superman can't see the face even with x-ray vision due to a little manic genius mechanic kid in their group. Meanwhile Ginny & group think They are bad guy 's cause. Which heroes loot people (bad ones)?

[theofficialdailyplanet]

[alex-y-molly-art]

Before I move to OFMD and Olamot please enjoy this self indulgent fanart I made for Constantine x Daredevil, this ship is so small it has basically 3 fics on AO3 and all of them by the same writer (thank you @moonblossom and Greenmusik)

[b1nightwing]

anti-capitalist angel

[incorrectqus]

Zantanna: Look at how bloody drunk you are!

Constantine: I’m not fucking drunk.

Zantanna: Can you tell the time?

Constantine: Yes, I can.

Constantine: *turns to clock* I’m not fucking drunk.