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🙈 -Lien

#i guess i finally know what its like to have fallen for someone omg #shes all i can think about #all i wanna talk about #i just want to spend time with her /all/ the time #when my phone buzzes im immediately like ??? h e r ?#im a bi ass disaster #shes so funny and smart and pretty #im just spilling all this here in the tags cause i dont want kim to get fed up with me gushing about her in our chat 🤣#its mutual btw #we are dating #we take covid proof walks every sunday #she knows about my writing and hates antis lool #my week just consists of thinking about the next sunday to come #gosh dangit #how does one function #ive never felt like this e v e r #a a a a #kinkybeanlien #kinkybeanlientalks #kinkybeanlienrambles

PSA

I kinda want a girlfriend but keep getting banned from dating apps cause I'm "underaged".

Fuck you, I'm 18.

Just cause I look twelve isn't my fault.

#this is a psa #i look like a baby #like literally #i look fourteen at the oldest #i want a girlfriend #but im smol and fearful #how does one flirt #how does one function #how does one do that #these are the questions #someone help me get a girlfriend pls #lgbtq #lesbian

all i drink is peach tea and iced coffee and yet i constantly wonder why i feel like garbage

#how does one function #ollie talks

No offence but Javi and Brian's extra long hug after the free had me bawling

#figure skating #im still thinking about it #and how he touched the ice #and took the time to turn around for another look at the crowd #i chose the wrong week to volunteer to work saturday #how does one function

came home and took a nap during my work break, just woke back up and that dread is really Kicking In huh !!

#personal #hi i cannot do this #i get so sad wtf #how does one function

me: *shows up to my first social gathering* wait, so you’re telling me that BYOB doesn’t stand for bring your own blanket?

#introvert #socially awkward #recluse #teenager #how does one function #nerd

DAMNIT (It's nearly impossible to function while shifting)

Me: *trying to do homework*

YouTube: *starts playing a song that makes me shift into Red*

Me: No, don't you dare. I swear, if you make me shift-

Red: *AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OVER*

Me: *stuck for the rest of the night trying to do homework while attempting to ignore the astral paws, wings, muzzle, etc. and the overwhelming urge to run around howling and barking* ;w; Barkin Hell, why?

#otherkin #therian #mental shift #astral limbs #wolf #winged wolf #wolfkin #winged wolf kin #wolf therian #wings #damnit #why must this happen #wtf #heck #bark #how does one function

I can't hold multiple convos

Because I MIX THEM UP and send the WRONG EMBARRASSING THING to someone EVERY FUCKING TIME. And sure all is well because the people I accidentally message already know said embarrassing thing BUT I MAKE A DAMN FOOL OUT OF MYSELF EVERY TIME. so rules for myself when it comes to texting/messaging: don't do it drunk, and now adding, CHECK THE NAME AT THE TOP FIRST DAMMIT

#personal #I'm an idiot #a fool #I am so red rn #I mean everything is fine #I'm just a little dead #and super embarrassed #I am a mess #how does one function

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