Brett: Has anyone seen Trevor?
Trevor: *lying facedown on the floor* Present.
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Brett: Has anyone seen Trevor?
Trevor: *lying facedown on the floor* Present.
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Brett: [crying]
Trevor: What's wrong Brett? Are you thinking about our ad revenue again?
Brett: This video is going to get demonetized
Asher: We're not even recording
Brett: Aleks, can I speak to you for a minute?
Aleks: Ooo someone's in trouble!
Aleks: It's me. I don't know why I did that.
(Brett, finding out about the fire)
Brett: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary! You know what you'll find?
Aleks: ... A picture of me?
Brett: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
Brett: I’m Trevor's emergency contact.
Nurse: So you’re here to pick him up?
Brett: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.