#hungryhungar

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Brett: Has anyone seen Trevor?

Trevor: *lying facedown on the floor* Present.

[yantyy]

i sure do like cow chips

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Cow Chop + AO3 tags

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Brett: [crying]

Trevor: What's wrong Brett? Are you thinking about our ad revenue again?

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Brett: This video is going to get demonetized

Asher: We're not even recording

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Brett: Aleks, can I speak to you for a minute?

Aleks: Ooo someone's in trouble!

Aleks: It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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(Brett, finding out about the fire)

Brett: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary! You know what you'll find?

Aleks: ... A picture of me?

Brett: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

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Brett: I’m Trevor's emergency contact.

Nurse: So you’re here to pick him up?

Brett: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.