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I’m so proud of tumblr right now

I legit thought people would completely overreact to it, but really it’s just mainstream media whining and a few people who missed the jokes/message.

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I am a Gemini

And I actually live off of people hating geminis. Send me all of the Gemini hate memes.

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I think the worst part of the process of selling your house is knowing that strangers are in your room, full access to your personal belongings, and that they may or may not sit on your bed.

Please buy my house without going inside first. Thanks.

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Maaaaaaaaaaam.... guess what?

I’m a nursing grad

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Back to University my Ass Goes

Woop di boop I’m gunna be an educated bitch with an honours degree (in 4 years), and hopefully a maintained nursing liscence

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Things that happened at Toronto Pride

1. A lady who has two gay daughters and I saw someone marching with a sign that said “my parents don’t know I’m here” and we bonded. She probably told me a tad too much of her daughters’ personal info, but you go proud mom.

2. The girl next to me at the gate was being asked out repeatedly by an on duty cop, even though she was clearly uncomfortable with the fact. A few of us let her know we had her back.

3. I stood next to a dude further down the parade and we traded a few of the gifts we received from marchers.

4. Thailand stole the show with their gorgeous outfits

5. Russia was there, and it was only a very small group but hell, yeah!

6. A marcher gave me her last lgbt heart sticker and stated into my soul

7. People were genuinely nice and happy, and I live pride for it. Usually DT Toronto can be a little intimidating and scary, but pride is always fun and feels safe.

8. A lot of marching groups had very different political stances, but they were able to march together without attacking each other (shocking!)

9. Tl;dr, it was fun and I wanna go again and again and again.

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I once worked at a grocery store in the deli section

And I was pretty new at the job, and I wasn’t familiar with all of the codes for each different type of meat (to be fair, our section was meats, cheese, and other dairy, and there was over two hundred different codes). So this guy comes up, creepy as can be, but I do my job and serve him. Little did I know, I fucked up on the code, and his order ended up being more expensive than what he originally got. He comes up later, yells at me, tells me to change it. Like no biggie. I change it and apologize. He hasn’t paid for anything yet, so it’s really not hard to do. This guy tells me to come closer and whispers “if you ever do this again, I’ll chop your head off at the base” Needless to say, I told my manager and security escorted him out. And he tried to tell management that I was the stupid one. I still remember this guy to this day like 5 years later.

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Tell me why this sounds like Winnie the Pooh is about to kill some people soon?