#illgettoreplieseventuallyimsorry

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“I am the hottest brown-haired guy outta all those other stupid dipshit dorks. Got ‘em all beat. An’ no one’s hotter than my blond babes. And me. Everyone else wishes they could get in on this shit but they can’t. And they’re all desperate an’ shit thinking they found some other ass that’s hot but they ain’t. Hah, everyone else is so stupid.”