Who Would Enjoy A Sucky LotF Fanfic? Why did the damn white kid pick on my ugly sons (Part One) (Modern AU LotF)
7:50 The air was gentle and brisk. Ralph was packing for a long night ahead. The young boy with fair hair dashed downstairs awaiting for the shorter, fatter one to come. The doorbell rang and Ralph could already dread the thought of the long yapping he would have to endure, he thought about the many times events like this went wrong for him, he remembered the shitty movies, the annoying people, but a part he did enjoy were the pranks especially the ones that weren't afflicted on him. Ralph walked down the road with the short one who he had learned is Peter (and not piggy). Both continued to walk on with Peter going on about his terrible experiences with these types of get togethers, but Ralph chose to ignore in favor of keeping his sanity. Soon the boys came to a stop when they saw a car; it was rusty on some parts, beige, and belonged to the parents of a certain mop topped individual. The boys were greeted with a smile with a quick joke added as well. “Thanks for the ride I guess Rice (pronounced REESE)” Ralph said Maurice responded “No problem blondie, you and your boyfriend are alright with me” Ralph raised his eyebrow almost looking offended, and Peter looked off to the side avoiding the confrontation. “Shut your ass up, he’s not my boyfriend,” Ralph looked at Peter for a second and then back at Maurice “he literally looks like the goddamn pillsbury dough boy.” Maurice began to laugh and continued the series of insults until a woman overheard one of them (presumably Maurice's mom) the woman slapped the back of Maurice’s head and then said in a soft reply “I’m sorry about his little act, he just never knows how to shut that trap.” 8:00 The car came to a stop, the boys said their goodbyes and thank you’s and then headed to the door. A woman with straight, ginger hair and a strained but sophisticated voice looked at all three of the boys and said “Welcome, Jaqueline has been waiting for you, down the hall two steps to the left you will find” the ginger woman rolled her eyes and sounded almost disgusted when saying this one particular word “him.” Ralph and Peter looked confused at first by her sudden shift of mood when letting out that last word. Meanwhile Maurice almost looked completely understanding of what she meant by it even if he didn’t like her reaction he understood all too well what she meant. Ralph snickered under his breath after hearing what Jack was called jaqueline he thought what stupid name for a boy. The boys made it to what looked like a living room, and a very fancy one at that. Jack put down his controller looked at all of them smiling almost in an odd way that made everyone queasy (but then again Jack has only a face a mother could love, and even then Jack’s mother almost hated his face) Jack kept his calm and resisted the urge to strangle the fatass in front of him. Jack then turned his head back to the screen and let out a mumbled hello while getting his ass beat at Mario Kart by a silent, slightly scary boy named Roger while the two identical boys by the name of Sam and Eric were tied for fourth place, along with a boy with dark, coarse, straight hair, with flower clips who went by the name of Simon was in third place. Simon looked across the room to see piggy and let out a blush while Roger, and Jack were letting out a series of swears, and other indecent communications to each other, and others around them. All these children were in for a night, a night to remember. “Go suck a dick!” “Me? Why don’t you suck your dumbass blonde boyfriend's dick!” “Oh fuck off!” Simon rolled his eyes and looked away from Roger, and Jack’s little divorce. Instead he focused on Peter and patted the spot right next to him on the couch which Peter happily took. All of the boys were shouting swears, and many oddities such as “Stop before you wake up with shit in your pants tommorow…” “This is why I fucked your mom.” “God damn it Simon, stop talking to both of your damn boyfriends and actually play the game!”
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