#impossible ask

[coldairballoons]

starkid fans be normal for once challenge

[apartyofone]

Want

There’s a jewelry ad running and running this holiday season. You’ve seen it I’m sure.

It’s a woman tackling her man with a joyful whoop. The scene cuts to her laying on top of him, fingering a diamond necklace she had obviously just received,

The man asks her if “she likes”. She laughs and replies, “little bit.”

Why I’m noting this very cliched advert:

I’ve gifted the women in my life with extraordinary things - from baubles to trips - and never once did they show the kind of genuine thankfulness that my gestures merited.

Given my feelings I’ve gone out of my way to express appreciation for their efforts.

I’m not looking for someone to simply pat me on the ass and give me continuous thank yous

Someday I want to be with someone who understands how much time, efforts and mindshare I’ll put into thinking about their wants and needs.

[like-minded-musings]

instead of giving engineers and stem folks one ethics class they can sleep through their freshman year, maybe we can just teach them to respect the humanities instead.

[kaisollisto]

what do you mean I have to live with mistakes when all I am is shame and embarrassment in a trench coat and shorts.

[aroundthefir]

wacky tabaccky or devils lettuce?

Please don’t make me choose

[ceo-of-sloppy-women]

Hi hello

I will humbly request that you get a solid 8 hours sleep for once please and thank

I sleep from 3-10 most days. it's not 8 hours but close enough

[addict-by-design]

I've realized I want to live in a space that's more minimalistic but have a hard time not buying things and/or getting rid of things I no longer need and so does my wife 😂