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When asked what I wanted for my birthday, I said garlic bread and no that wasn’t a joke

Bitto

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A Day in the Life of Up10tion

*returning to the dorm after the promotions in Japan*

Kogyeol: You know what would be funny?

U10T: What?

Kogyeol: *while opening the door to the dorm* If Wooshin was on the other side of this door

Wooshin: *genuinely confused as to why Kogyeol said that* Why would that be funny?

U10T: WOOSHIN

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Up10tion as Shit My Friends Have Said Pt. 7

Wei: My collection is growing 😈

Wooshin: Is is bad that I can actually picture the face that you’re making?

Gyujin: Do you have a ballpoint pen I can use? I wanna see if it writes better than THIS STUPID GEL PEN JFC

Sunyoul: NOT MY SESAME WATER *this is how my friend describes her barely tea, and I have to admit that it does taste like that...*

Kuhn: OKAY BU YA KNOW IF YOU WERE TO GO TO JAIL I WOULD BE SITTING WITH YOU

Xiao: Secret tunnel

Hwanhee: SECRET TUNNEL, THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN, SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Bitto: 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 my mistakes will forever be out there

Jinhoo: That’s what is called poor fucking planning

Kogyeol: I just had the most god damnit white people moment of my entire life

 - Admin Ania 

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Christmas with Up10tion

Gyujin: *walks out of his room wearing a hat, mittens, a fuzzy scarf, bundled up warmly, and a big smile on his face*

U9T: *looks at him*

Gyujin: *standing there smiling with a giant grin, holding bells in his hands*

Jinhoo: Okay no one else is asking so I will. What are you doing?

Gyujin: I wanna go Christmas caroling

O9T: Awe, Gyujin wants to go caroling *OT10 goes out caroling*

- Admin Ania

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A Day in the Life of Jinhoo

Sunyoul: *peaceably making food for himself in the kitchen, taking care of himself*

Kogyeol: *trying to get Kuhn off him so he can sleep*

Kuhn: *practically trying to mount Kogyeol in front of everyone*

Wei: Playing video games with Bitto and screaming*

Bitto: *just constant screaming...*

Wooshin: *glaring at Hwanhee while holding a pan over his head*

Hwanhee: *not paying attention because he's so focused on Xiao*

Xiao: *trying to ask Gyujin a question but keeps getting tackled by Hwanhee*

Gyujin: *answering Xiao's question but isn't too sure what's going on with Hwanhee so he's just kind of there in the end*

Jinhoo: *completely ignores everything around him because if he doesn't then he'll probably explode* Ah, what a beautiful day

- Admin Ania

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Wooshin: I've found that over the course of time I just wanna die

Sunyoul: Excuse me?

Kogyeol: Over my dead body you will.

Bitto: You die and I'll resurrect you,

Jinhoo: Then I'll kill you myself.

Xiao: Because you do not get to leave us.

Wei: If anything the ten of us are dying together.

Kuhn: You think we're joking,

Hwanhee: We're really not though.

Gyujin: You're not getting rid of us that easily.

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Sometimes I find eating French fries with a fork to be a stroke of brilliance. Sometimes I find it to be kind of ridiculous

Bitto