#InfectedRealtorAu #UncannyValleyCommercialSurveillanceWorkDistrict #Instapartner #Instapetz #SomeIdeaIHad
The commercial surveillance side of the Work District of the Uncanny Valley in my Au that Hazzy works for is called the I Want That And You Need Company.
They make useless and useful products for beings to buy.
The newest project they are working on is called the Instapartner.
A Instapartner is a dehydrated being that when you add water it grows into a being but sometimes it's just a sponge.
So it's a gamble if you get a working Instapartner.
They are also making Instapetz which are dehydrated animals or monsters that don't need a lot of care and don't need to be cleaned up after.
All these dehydrated beings need attention and love to survive but these beings can eat if they want to but don't really need too.
If you ignore or badly harm them then while you are sleeping they will dehydrate you like their produce and return the buyer back as a Instapartner or Instapetz to the company they came from.
You become the returned product.
Most are used as companions but others use theses beings for jobs people don't want that don't pay well and are dangerous.
Other treat these beings like items or play things and can easily break but can heal up if they rehydrate.
This still hurts them.
People in the Uncanny Valley wonder if these beings should have rights like everyone else since the Instapartners can think and talk while also making decisions.
Instapartners and Instapetz can understand each other even though the buyers can't understand the Instapetz speech.
When you get instructions for a Instapartner or a Instapetz you need to read it carefully.
You need to let the Instapartner soak in water for 3 days to fully hydrate.
And for the Instapetz they need 2 days.
Next you need to either name the being or wait one day for them to name themselves.
Next you need to go online to the company website then set the Instapartner and Instapetz in front of the computer to watch a video to fully set up your new companion or partner.
It's important for you to watch the video just in case your Instapartner and Instapetz is or isn't working properly.
If it is defective you need to re dehydrate the being and send it back for another one or half a refund.
Broken or badly damaged ones won't be accepted by the company.
These were made for lonely beings in the uncanny valley that just wanted something to talk to and listen to.
Both others just used them to gain either money and power while not caring about the whole love thing.
The company website is 90's looking and filled to the brim with other ads for other products while also is pretty slow unless you choose to buy the premium membership then only certain ads will play but its mostly to upgrade to a higher tier.
Also to buy mineral water to keep your instaproducts from quickly dehydrating and shrinking in height while also in size but you will be charged extra.
The company will do the infomercial sayings like the two easy payments line with a limited time offer and free gifts.
While also doing the customer acting too incompetent to use the products in black and white.
People that use the instaproducts for hard labor jobs use the mineral water so they pay extra or just try to bootleg the mineral water themselves to save money.
If you ask for too many refunds or returns then you will one day receive a free gift in the mail.
If you open it a item will scan the person which will teleport you into these ads forever.
When you ignore or not love your instaproduct companions some may just leave in the middle of the night or wait for the buyer to sleep to absorb all the liquid and minerals in the buyer's body to dry them out like zombies.
Then will morph into them and pretend to be the buyer playing with the dehydrated body like they are the instaproduct.
If character that is scared of water like a regular guy that buys or is gifted this product and ignores it they will wait for the being to rest then will overhydrate them to kill them.
I Want That And You Need Company ads for these products would be.
"Lose yourself!" "In these savings and deals with sales galore."
I can see the ad play where it's either a imprisoned person that had too many refunds or tried to scam the company being a "actor" in the ads forced to answer the narrator while telling the dangers of the product but is said way too fast.
The narrator saying.
"Are you lonely?" "Did your time loop fail to get your love interest in your grasp?"
Then the "actor" nods or just saying yes.
"Then you need the Instapartner."
"The Instapartner will love you, do your chores, do your taxes, go to boring places you don't want to go like your job, religious' places, and school."
"Be warned that you need to always love your instapartner in ensure that you still care about your companion."
"Also you get a free bottle of mineral water to slow the dehydration process."
(The bottle looks big but it's shrinkflation.)
"We are not liable for."
The "actor" lists the problems but talks fast.
"Also Instapetz are available too for a few more payments so order now."
Any returned Instaproducts will be resold to businesses for cheap labor where the money goes back to the advertising company and puts into tv ads with a tiny bit to the website.
Usually when a place layoff people the instaproducts replace the workers since they just work.
Besides the Instaproducts don't need sleep unless you want them too, just eat for fun but don't need to eat, and don't need bodily functions unless you want them too. Just need to have a mineral water sprinkler system in building to rehydrate.
Every few minutes in the mineral water sprinkler system area a speaker will play with different sounding voices saying compliments and how they care about each Instaproduct to ensure them that they are loved to work harder.
The Falseperson's that work with these beings are slowly losing their jobs which are turning some mutualism and commensalism into parasite ones due to anger.
Basically these ads.
Video not mine but link is there.
Infomercial Montage [First World Problems] - YouTube
Based this on these novelties and images not mine but links are there.
Amazon.com: Forum Novelties Grow a Boyfriend Novelty : Toys & Games
Amazon.com: Forum Novelties Grow a Girlfriend Gag Novelty (Packaging May Vary) : Toys & Games
Amazon.com: Gejoy 8 Pieces Water Growing Capsules Growing in Water Animals Toys Dinosaur Dino Sea Creature Capsules Party Cognition Sponge Pills Toys Bath Expanding Foam Animal Toy : Toys & Games
What the ads sound like from Hazzy's company she works for.
Videos not mine but links are there.
HHGregg is Havaving a Summummer Sale - YouTube
Has You Really Been Far (commercial) - YouTube
Just had a short dream species called a Simpallton (Simpleton) where it can do simply do a ton of things. (Dec 5 2023)
My guess is that this creature can simplify you or anything down to the basics.
I imagine these are the beta versions of the Instapartner with the Dashers to see what happened but only made two of them because they were dangerous to the public.
Since in my dream it felt like a advertisement from the I Want That And You Need Company and the Door to Door Ding Dong Dashers.
I imagine them slapping the creature or thing and it just simplifies.
For example if it one gets in contact with a mimic that it's a treasure chest it will slap it back to being a normal treasure chest like it became normal.
The other slaps stuff back to normal.
New Product And What Is This Company Anyway?
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I Want That And You Need Company also made a product where REALTORs can easily move their house bodies without badly damaging themselves or dying in the process.
It's like one of those house mover trucks but carefully uproots them in a way where the creature won't die but the company needs to check how deep the REALTORs root system is before relocating them.
This also uses fungmammal spores to keep the REALTORs alive long enough to replant them in a new space for a high fee.
Once moved then the company will remove the spores once they heal up the REALTORs root system that got uprooted.
House Hauler is this product.
It's unknown who runs the company or if it's a new species that is running the place but needs a face to it to seem normal.
Since all their products seem alien/robot like the company kind of understands living beings but doesn't at the same time.
