#it cannot fail

[radiatingsuburbanangst]

To your anon questioning if it's immature to unfollow & refollow on SM: Yes, it is. If you're in a relationship & it's going great the last thing you're doing is worrying what strangers are yapping at you, trying to get attention. Maybe poor Cam truly thinks Sadie loved him but left him bc she couldn't handle what his "fans" said to her, but, really? Would you quit banging someone you wanted to be with over tweets? I think if C&R were happy & secure they wouldn't be dicking around creating drama

Praise you, anon. Let’s take a second to appreciate the fact that Noel and Layla just get on with the business of being #RelationshipGoals without all the fucking drama.

Cam should ask himself WWND? And do that. It’s foolproof.

[agentmarcuspike]

I want to go to bed but I have planned to sneak out and leave Christmas presents to my house mates under our plant but they're all playing guitar and cooking and not going to bed Go to bed

[shrekthisout]

my plan to get the uk to win eurovision one year

• re-form steps • perform 5678

[actual-lea]

Yes please don't drown. Remember to always have a Kayak buddy!

I SHALL PETITION THE ALMIGHTY KRILLIE FOR SAFE PASSAGE

[manyblinkinglights]

god I don't

want to clean my room

tea will fix this

[sirguysdiary]

14th June, in this the year of our Lord 1194

Dear Diary,

Arrived back in Nottingham. I am camped outside the town. I have chosen not to inform the Sheriff of my return. He will discover it soon enough, no doubt.

Prince John's men are a wonder to behold – fast, obedient, skilful – it is all I could wish for in an army. I have been drilling them in a routine to drive the lion forward, and to anger it with noise, so that it will attack anyone I place before it – namely Hood and his gang. The Prince also furnished me with maps – the best available! – so that I may surround Hood, separate him and his men, and drive them into my trap.

It cannot fail. I have visited the creature in its cage tonight, and fed it a meagre meal, enough only to keep it alive and hungry for more. It is terrifying – it threw itself at the bars, and I fell back in a hurry, lest it break free! If Hood be not unnerved when facing this creature, he is not made of flesh and blood.

I always thought that cats were better than dogs, and this does prove it. The lion will be my path to power. Perhaps, when I am Sheriff, I will unite them with the wolves that are already my mascot, to create a new and fearsome flag!

[amandabe11man]

oh god i haven't been in the alice cooper-tag in forever and i really need to go there and rebagle stuff

but i'm gonna do it in the morning because everyone will be in bed by then and thus no one will unfollow me because of the spammage

[thanatos3000]

PEOPLE.

Instead of making fun of transethnic people, find a way to make money off of them! Encourage their bullshit and rob them blind and we can pay off our student loan debt with the proceeds! You could have activities like:

Talking Black 101

The Proper Way to Wear a Hijab

Dreamcatcher Tattoos: How Many is Not Enough?

Arguing With POC On The Internet: In It To Win It!

These are sounding more like book titles. Black tumblr, GET ON THIS.