#jerkiisms

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Chris, real talk, what do you gain out of the friendship with Dan? I mean seriously, 'Best Friends' can only take you so far.

      A life.

         A purpose.

              Variation.

             A rush. A thrill.

                Surprises.

                An award.

                   My only friend.

                      Actual care for me.

                              Remembering me.

                         The second half of a whole.

                                   Passion. Rebellion.

                                              Completion.

                                        “ Everything, anon. Everything. ”

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Chris, do you love Dan or something? Or you're just too sorry to say no to him. Because jesus christ, the things you guys do together! There must be a limit.

     / ‘A limit? For Dan? …..murder of the innocent, perhaps?           Potential genocide of the human race over a squirrel was too much,           but still. If Dan asked me to kill the guilty, I would.’ /    <—-thoughts

                             Yes, I do love Dan. I won’t say it until                                     Dan feels or says the same, though.  <—more thoughts

                       “ He’s my only friend, anon.                                 What would I do without him?                                 He needs me, I need him. ”  <—official response

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jerkiisms         it wasn’t even anything. trash was what it was, but to mr. mumbles,         it was automatically in her possession.         it looked to be some sort of oddly shaped rock. anything that could be          found on the street, and was worth nothing.          currently she held onto her caretakers hand as they walked to the store,           but momentarily let go to         make him stop walking so she could pick it up, and was rather excited         about it as well.                   ‘ look at this! ‘ she spoke, words loud enough so that the entire general         area would hear. and slowly put it up to her mouth, wondering what it          would taste like-- 

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continued || jerkiisms

  “ Leave? I haven’t had so much as a           single call, or a single plot for revenge           in weeks. You haven’t left here, and you           haven’t said a word to me in all this time           and you want me to j-just...just leave? ”

        / ‘It must be really bad, he’s done this before...                   but that was all the way back in high school.’ /

              “ I’m not leaving, Dan. Not until                              you tell me what’s the matter. ”