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Drawing comparisons
Aphrodite: I like my men like I like my coffee hot, strong and able to keep me up all night long
Hera: I prefer my men like my smoothies sweet, thick and oh so filling.
Persephone: Interesting, well I like my men like I like my wine smooth, tasty, and easy to swallow
Artemis: You all need some Gaia in your life. .. never seen a thirstier group of hens. Gaia bless!
There are always alternatives
Persephone: Hades you really should quit smoking.
Hades: I know but I can’t help having this strong oral fixation.
Persephone: I am happy to be your new oral fixation
Hades: *almost swallows his cigar as he chokes*
Need to get some
Aphrodite: Uggh, I need to get laid
Persephone: Can’t your husband help you with that ?
Hera: Aphrodite keep it clean
Aphrodite: Sure why would I bang a hammer when I can bang a spear ?
Persephone: Honestly, they both sound terrible. Have you ever tried a dick?
Hera : *chokes *
Doggo musings -Cordon Bleu
Cordon Bleu had smelled Minthe’s arrival that evening his nose twitching and pulling him from his peaceful slumber. Getting up he stretched letting out small grumbles of annoyance at his rest being disturbed.
Someone would need to pay of course. Disturbing his slumber should be tantamount to an excruciating death but sadly he lacked the size to deliver the punishment himself. Instead he was forced to seek vengeance in more subtle ways so as not to draw attention to himself.
Seeing the two of them embracing at the front door he sneezed as a gust from outside carries Minthe’s perfume in which tickled his nose once more.
Thoroughly annoyed now by this noxious scent which caused him to sneeze ,a most barbaric act beneath a pooch of his breeding, CB turns and heads up the stairs. Taking them a hop at a time he makes short work of them his stealth equivalent to the highest grade of ninja. Knowing from past observances they will end up in the bedroom he made a beeline for the room. Upon entering the room he took a running leap and pulled himself up onto the bed with his front legs as he barley made it to the top of the mattress. Panting with the exertion he took a moment to collect himself.
CB: Now for revenge. What shall I do.
Looking around the bedroom his eyes fell on the spare pillow. CB knew all to well the side of the bed Hades preferred. He himself had often occupied the spare pillow when the whim struck him.
CB : Voiá the perfect crime!
Prancing up to the pillow CB climbed atop plopping his fluffy bottom upon it
CB: and now my pièce de résistance.
Shifting his body to fully rest his tiny spinchter on the pillow he lifted his back legs up and used his front legs to pull himself back and forth all over the pillow. Once satisfied he hopped off the pillow and appraised his handy work
CB : Très bon! Not a sign to be seen. I impress myself. If the cards fall in my favor she will be suffering soon. It was after all a quite effective punishment on the keeper after he slighted me my minimum 3 biscuit stipend.
Hearing them coming up the stairs he quickly hopped of the bed and scurried out of the room before they could spot him. Once the bedroom door closed he casually strolled down the stairs moving back to his bed.
CB: if it doesn’t work out c'est la vie. Karma is a bitch and I will have my vengeance eventually.
Hades should never use pick up lines
Hedes: You know Persephone trespassing is a crime even in the underworld
Persephone: Trespassing? Where have I trespassed?
Hades: In my thoughts and dreams.
Hecate: *groans* Don’t do it
Hades: There is also the most serious charge of you being a theif.
Persephone: Oh and how exactly am I a theif?
Hades: You are the theif that has stolen my heart .
Hecate: You are seriously the worst at this.
Persephone: Ummm, I think I hear my mother calling .
Riddle
Hermes: Hey Apollo got a riddle for ya!
Apollo: Alright, lay it on me
Hermes: What are small and blue every time Persephone comes around ?
Apollo: I don’t know, what?
Hermes: Your balls! Get it ?!
Apollo: Shut up Hermes
