#kal_asks

[stressedbisexualtm]

Oooooo honestly I'm intrigued by all of them, but especially (or firstly) intrigued by Empires Percy Jackson AU!!! 🥺

I am fine with anything you wanna share 😊

very excited to actually yap about this one!! i've been cooking it up quite literally since 2021 (so s1, very sorry if you were hoping it was s2), the same year i found out the musical existed, so it is somewhat based on that because i was listening to it religiously at the time

i only have one fic actually written for it and it's entirely focused on side characters, so im gonna wait to share that one till i have more of the au posted -- i will however give you a basic character overview!! (most of the cubitos aren't meant to follow the exact storyline/relationships of the pjo characters, they're mainly just vague ideas of the godly parents or major story beats)

Percy - Jimmy

Sally (ish) - Lizzie

Annabeth - Gem

Grover - Katherine

Luke - Joel

Thalia - Scott

Silena - Joey

Katie (ish) - Pearl

Clarisse - undecided. originally i thought maybe Sausage but i wanted to bring Xornoth in somehow and wasn't sure if this was the best way to do it

Charlie - fWhip

Nico, Bianca and Will are undecided. They're important characters, but i haven't figured out a perfect configuration of Shelby Pix and Oli yet (we need numbers i'm throwing Oli in)

hermits i'm having as roman demigods, and miscellaneous mcyts (namely Martyn) i'm throwing in as norse demigods.

hopefully this isn't unreadble ... please feel absolutely free to rb or send an ask with literally any questions you have i want to post more of this au

[stressedbisexualtm]

well well well... I've been expecting you...

[stressedbisexualtm]

welcome to the blog

okay this is going to be The Pinned Post cause I do not expect people to always weed through everything I say:

Hi! I'm Kal, and I mainly post about mcyt stuff (specifically I reblog & post a lotta life series/hermitcraft content) & UT/DR, but I'll reblog really anything I feel like sharing.

art sideblog: @stressedbisexual-not-trademarked

a couple rules!

-ask box is always open for everything except nsfw and gore asks. I will answer questions or jokes about these topics but anything highly detailed in picture, video, or text format will be immediately deleted.

-dms are very much open! hit me up if you wanna chat! (though i have to admit i . am Very Bad at having conversations)

I have a few blog tags you might be looking for! all of them should be searchable on my blog:

generic talking tag - this is for everything original I post, or for posts I add on to

kal-draws - my drawing tag! you should be able to find everything I've drawn under this tag (although I will admit anything that's not reblogged from the sideblog is. um. maybe dont look at it lol)

kal_fic - my writing tag; used for everything I post on ao3 & now posts relating to my fics

kal_asks - this is the tag I use when answering asks

I think that's it? have fun and please don't be a horrible person!

[stressedbisexualtm]

i gaze upon it in silent horror. it could not possibly be.. the...

B A N A N A

[stressedbisexualtm]

beep

beep beep....

[stressedbisexualtm]

RE Jesse we need to get a whiff of delicious garlic scent, I know exactly how that came to be, and which fic it came from. The fic was published in 2023, I think.

oh?? its from a fic??? I wouldn't know I'm not into breaking bad lol

unless you mean it's from a non breaking bad fic and your autofill just remembered it ??

[stressedbisexualtm]

I can't see your emoji and idk what you mean by twin

aaah sorry haven't checked my inbox in a bit !! it was that one emoji thats like crying with sparkly eyes

i meant twin as in, like, bro or something. just my silly little joke...

[stressedbisexualtm]

The painslut post will get, at most, 100 notes.

Get outta here w/ your 10k curse.

10k notes within a year if my evil machinations come to fruition 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏