who: xavier cade ( @scienceknewmynightmares ) where: funeral home
A funeral home wasn't the most appropriate place for a hookup, but Kaleb wasn't about to turn down six hundred dollars when he got the call to get double-teamed by a grieving couple in the middle of the wake for their deceased relative.
They did it in the prayer room, but Kaleb was pretty sure he was going to Hell anyway, so it didn't really matter to him. Afterwards, they returned to their families and Kaleb stepped outside for a cigarette, looking distinctly rumpled. He didn't really care if he looked like he just got fucked. It wasn't on him that the couple decided to be horny and desperate in a funeral home.
"What're you looking at?" he snaps irritably at a gravedigger standing off to the side, waiting for the wake to be over.