#kitchencel

[suprememememachinev1]

r/kitchencel is both so, so funny and utterly heartbreaking. These mfers are so sad but also hysterically funny

[sweet2canyon]

While my family mourns the daughter they lost, the son they gained grinds the attention into powder and snorts it just to feel alive.

Prozac beer fish taco with hand pickled jalapeño and mystery sauce

[void-ant]

[the-tiniest-demigod]

(17 almost 18) Tried to make a fancy dinner of package teriyaki noodles and soup dumplings but I burnt the noodles and I ran out of the steamer liners that came with the dumplings so I tried to use wax paper. Didn't work. All the soup spilled out leaving me with empty soggy pieces of shit. Much like myself . The perfect life could be within arms reach and I'd still ruin it

I also did not feel like turning on the light because this meal disgusts me so bad neither me nor you deserve to look at it

[thatsealwithablog]

My biggest fear in life is that one day I will be watching YouTube and suddenly come across my own post iv made to Reddit and see people making fun of me in the comments

[dykesparadise]

I wonder if i was made for anything warm and affectionate or if I was mistakenly born with a soul. Sainsburys clearance raspberry trifle

[seagrahm]

[iblamechildhood]

For what its worth, beer mixed with coke zero, a cope of alcohol and fake sugar.