Oct 18, 2018
Conversation today in the kitchen
Production manager: "You wanna help me cut up this case of chicken thighs? *worker* isn't coming in today."
Me: "Not really, I'm not a fan of working with raw meat."
Other worker under his breath: "that's why she can't find a boyfriend."
Me turning around with a coy smile: "well, that and I'm more of a breast person anyways."
That moment when everyone thinks I'm making a bad pun and laugh, but I'm really an undercover gay lady. 😉