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No Condoms
Minutes after a first date I received a text from the guy saying, "I don't want to use condoms when I'm with you." I wrote back saying, "I take it you liked me?" He explained he wasn't worried about getting me pregnant because he wanted to make babies with me. Oddly enough, when I told him I wait to have sex with someone until we are in an exclusive relationship, he disappeared. But, but, you wanted to make babies with me. My eggs and I feel so dejected.
Whut.
Giannina (Sister): "What the fuck — you sound like that one chick who you listen to!" Me: "Ummm, who…?" Sister: "That girl you claim is hot and want to have her babies!" Me: "Oh, Taylor Momsen from TPR?" Sistser: "Omg yeah dude, when you sang just know you sounded like her!" Haha awwh, that made me happy.
