#martholomew

[monoslogue]

here, have some allaylegiance for your travels o7

[just-here-for-the-doomscrolling]

People love to spell my name ending with -y instead of -ie (like it is in the email address they're usually replying to) and my go-to of intentionally misspelling their name in reply is satisfyingly effective.

The key is to be as ridiculous as possible, like yeah Billiam thanks for the link I appreciate it

[judgemental-llama]

Ever since you gave me the idea of Martholomew Allen that is all I call Marty in fics now. Thank you mother.

Omg I love that 😂😂😂

Thanks for that 😂💖