#martposting

[captaincootiez]

fuck everything. to all my tumblr mooties. slumber party tomorrow. 8pm sharp. bring snacks. and swag.

@catboycantor @marsupialmartini @actuallyyindy83 @awsomeliez @pornogratastrophe @raynewaseaten @razorworm @sherylgoodspeed

[giiegue]

burgerpants but he works the self checkout stations at walmart

[captaincootiez]

when i first tried getting into p!atd i genuinely thought ryan ross was trans for a good while and i kept thinking abt how well he transitioned and was hoping i would eventually look like him too

[captaincootiez]

i hate outside till im actually outside. i realize how pretty real nature is. away from annoying people and all the cigarette butts on the road.

[captaincootiez]

ok babe i know ur pissed at me for hitting ur grandmother with my truck last sunday but here i bought u the pete wentz notebook plz take me back baby im sorry i didnt mean to do that plz🥺🥺🩷

[captaincootiez]

happy friday lets do the weekend dance

[captaincootiez]

OH MY GOD YOU LIKE THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE.

hell yea i do🥹

[captaincootiez]

What’s ur fave tally hall song👀👀? or member

my favourite tally hall song is none of them i hate tally hall and my favourite member is jaundice jim🥞

-evil mart