#mashbits

[gutsybitsies]

an omgcp office au kind of where bitty is the sunny but hesitant receptionist, and jack is the salesman who started out serious but ends up spending all his time chatting at the reception desk. 

Jack: “Right now this is my job, and it’s one that I work very hard at, because if you’re doing something you do it right. But if I get promoted then this becomes my career, and I don’t think I can handle that.” 

bitty has a fiance, Alexei Mashkov, who is sweet but...doesnt understand romance and is frankly not very good at the whole relationship thing.

Bitty: “So I told Tater that we shouldn’t do something big for Valentine’s day since we’ve been together for long, but I was expecting something. It’s not like we haven’t been engaged for three years already with no wedding date in sight or anything.” 

[gutsybitsies]

super stressed today can i ask for some mashbits with a jealous jack? in a really funny way. 

[gutsybitsies]

Give me hurt comfort prompts for bitty!!

Like. Whump level hurt/comfort. Happy ending is guaranteed

[gutsybitsies]

megsamforever replied to your post “There should be more mashbits content GIMME TATER SINGEHANDEDLY...”

did u say mashbits *shoves a 3k draft back into my wip folder*

didn’t your kindergarten teacher give a lesson about how sharing is caring

SHARE THAT WIP

[gutsybitsies]

There should be more mashbits content GIMME TATER SINGEHANDEDLY PICKING BITTY UP AND ZOOMING AROUND THE ICE

[gutsybitsies]

Ive been so tired recently...pls write me mashbits smut....or anything.....

[punmasterkentparson]

(I am always 110% down for sharing stupid sappy ideas about my fav ot3s) As big as Tater is he's very used to folding himself up because the world usually isn't build to deal with 6'+ people's limbs and it definitely tugs on some heartstrings to see him curled up tightly. (Also I have this really stupid headcanon where Tater has finally discovered the glory of thigh highs that are actually up to his thighs and loves them. This Does Things to Bitty and Jack)

Omg Tater curled up on one end of a giant couch, with a blanket tucked around him like a burrito and it is just. so. precious that when Bitty walks in and sees it he just has to stop and clutch his chest for a moment.

I am torn between Tater knowing full well what he’s doing in thigh-highs around Jack and Bitty but acting innocent, or genuinely just loving them and having zero clue that he’s causing a crisis in the Zimbits household.

[gutsybitsies]

If you’re still taking prompts, how about Tater realizing he’s got a major crush (or even more than a crush) on Bitty?

he’s always just thought that B was cute and good looking. nothing more.

and B also has a great personality, can cook really well, and sing like nobody’s business. 

B’s also great at hockey. 

they text each other often, and he stays over at jack’s over the summer because of his knee. there he sees bitty even more, and the way bitty moves is different bc now he’s in his own territory

its very cute. 

tater stops thinking that bitty is cute when he finally goes back to his own place, and when he came back the next morning bitty is walking with a limp and the sign of a huge hickey that’s being hidden by his collar (he saw the hickey when the collar accidentally slipped down). bitty was sexy, and tater couldn’t stop imagining what he looked like when he was hot and heavy. 

the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. one day, a year and a half after tater met bitty, bitty was plating a beautiful cake in front of him.

and tater thought: oh. this man. i really, really like him. i like him so much. 

and he praises bitty’s food and watches as bitty gives jack a kiss, and buries his feelings deep deep down.