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Honestly, the internment camp hostage scene was a hotter set-up than the Herogasm three-on-one fight scene imo. Homelander, Frenchie, and Kimiko all agree with me, btw. I can tell because Homelander was shooting all his shots like he was participating in a mob hit on a rival speakeasy. Then Frenchie and Kimiko were so affected by the sexual tension in that barracks that they started making out in the killzone.

Sillily, I wondered why it took Homelander so long to reappear after Annie flashed her highbeams at him, but then I realized he was probably having to recompose himself. Can you even imagine? There are all your crushes in the same room and you come onto all of them. He was splashing water on his face in the guards' restroom while fretting that he came on too strongly and struck out with all of them at once. Embarrassing as hell for my guy. Meanwhile, nice!Mirrorlander was giving him a pep talk about being himself and the other Mirrorlanders were ordering him to take out the weakest of his suitors to prove himself a worthy mate to the rest.

#the boys season 5 #the boys spoilers #I know no one was naked this time but there were tentacles involved instead #which is not nothing #butchlander #milklander #hughlander #all of the above please says Homelander

love u Marvin

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one of the reasons homelander was so mad about not knowing ryan existed is probably because he missed out on breast milk

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In anticipation of the season finale, the many faces of the world’s greatest superhero, Homelander.

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There's this old, tiny debate in The Boys fandom about what is appropriate to use as Ryan's last name. Canonically, there is no confirmed last name for him. In the credits he is just Ryan. I elected to just use Ryan Butcher early on for a few reasons. First of all, for tagging. It's just easier. Granted, I could have copied the AO3 tag for the character. Which brings me to reason two: Becca. Becca, it seems, did not take up her maiden name again after leaving Billy. She is the character in my mind when I label Ryan as Ryan Butcher, not Billy. She is his mother, so his last name is her last name.

In addition, if Ryan uses the surname Butcher there's this funny sort of Rey Skywalker née Palpatine subversion happening between Billy and Homelander. That is amusing to me. It can also just make Butchlander progress smoother. Homelander can't be the only left out of the Butcher family on paper, so he and Billy should just get married. That is very, very entertaining to me.

If Ryan uses Milk as his surname now though, I imagine that would've pleased Homelander. My Milklander agenda says that if Homelander could choose a last name, his choice would be Milk once he realized that was an option on the table. John Homelander Milk. Yummers.

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Forever sour that there was no prison camp sex during the hostage negotiations. They could have left the Homelander sweatshirts on for the selfcest fans.

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Ahead of the finale, I am making my post finale fanfiction to-do-list (may I stick to it):

1) Finish: Little Stranger. I've always known exactly where the characters will be at the end of it and have been plotting out their journey there, trust. It is just a matter of getting it written out in prose.

2) Finish: Milestones. The last couple seasons' new information on John's life (B6, Barbara Findley and her project, the Legend meeting him) have given me so many ideas. I plan to revise the story to include those but will leave my original chapters up as well.

3) Write: The Babysitters Club. My most diabolical fanfiction idea ever. The unfortunate lovestory of Barbara Findley. Homelander is more a sex toy than a partner. Madelyn Stillwell is in over her head.

4) Write: The Stable Hand. John joins Stan Edgar and Victoria née Nadia on their farm for some much needed acclimitizaton after his disastrous introduction to Vought's upper echelon. The realities of life on this farm do not match the idealized version that he was told to pretend was his lot.

5) Write: Brings All The Boys To The Yard. The Milklander fanfiction of my dreams. "My best way is to creep under his [cape]; there is no other shelter hereabouts: [Soldier Boy] acquaints a man with strange bed-fellows.” - Shakespeare, The Tempest (bastardized)

6) Write: Errai. My Starlander/#Homelight idea. As his female fanbase is not pleased that he is in a relationship, Vought decides Homelander ought to have a sidekick instead of a girlfriend. They decide to check some boxes at the same time by having him choose his sidekick from a shortlist of young superheroines.

7) A nebulous idea for a Butchlander fic involving Soldier Boy. I just think him having to adjust to having an apparently-not-asexual (he longs for the days he could still believe Homelander was asexual -- why must Butchlander be so loud) weirdo son, dealing with Butcher as a son-in-law, and learning to tolerate Ryan (who Ben hilariously seems to like the least of all in the show despite Ryan being this rather normal, sweet, even-keeled kid lmao) is a recipe for fun. It's a The Boys spin on Meet the Parents. Maybe Homelander has V1 in this. Soldier Boy keeps hypocritically telling himself this whole family business is a phase Homelander will get past in several decades, so it's worth sticking it out as it will get him his son at his side for the long road ahead. And everyone is wondering what is Terror's deal but they know enough to know they probably don't want to know, which has Soldier Boy side-eying Billy.