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[i-hug-exploder-shanks]

Destiny 2 Incorrect Quotes: Eido and Mithrax- Mall Edition

Mithrax (peering into a pet store): ...These small creatures look like they would perish if hugged. Eido: They would. Mithrax (whispering): I must resist. Eido (holding up sunglasses): These are called “aviators.” They make people look cool. Mithrax (putting them on over his helmet): Do I now radiate swag, daughter? Eido: ...You radiate something.

Mithrax (in the food court): These fried... dough spirals. What are they? Eido: Cinnamon rolls. Mithrax (eating one whole): I am reborn. Eido: Okay, we each get one treat. One. Mithrax (returning with six bags): I have misunderstood the assignment. Eido: Father, you bought every candle in the shop. Mithrax: This one smells like “dreams.” It is called “marshmallow clouds.” I will never be the same. Eido (picking up a shirt): This says “Slay Queen.” What’s that mean? Mithrax: ...A title of noble conquest? Eido: ...Buying it. Mithrax (staring at escalator): It moves, yet it is a stair. Eido: Do not challenge it, Father. Mithrax (gripping rail nervously): It is unnatural and I do not trust it. Eido: Do you think Zavala would wear this? Mithrax (holding up a bucket hat that says “Commander of the Grill”): It is perfect. He would cry tears of confusion. Mithrax (in a novelty store): This mug says “World’s Okayest Dad.” Should I be insulted? Eido: It’s sarcasm. Humans weaponize it in the name of affection. Mithrax: Then I am flattered and confused. Eido: You can’t wear cargo shorts over your armor. Mithrax (already wearing them): I have so many pockets now. Eido (facepalming): Why did you challenge the arcade claw machine to honorable combat? Mithrax (shaking the machine): It mocked me. I will have the frog plush, or I will have vengeance. Mall Security: Sir, you can’t disassemble the gumball machine. Eido: We’re so sorry. Mithrax (with fistful of gum): IT DID NOT HONOR OUR AGREEMENT. Eido (smirking): You’re enjoying yourself. Mithrax (carrying 12 shopping bags and a boba tea): I am thriving in this strange retail battlefield. Mithrax: Let us bring back a gift for Saint and Osiris. Eido: What about this matching apron set that says “Grill Daddy” and “Grill Husband” Mithrax (already paying): Yes.

[vandyrix]

just a trial on drawing men ehehehehe here yall have it, human Ghaul and Mithrax

[selfshippin-stargazer]

AIGHT

Mithrax is now a familial f/o

In the Destiny universe, he just feels like a father figure to me. During Season of the Splicer, as I venture through the Vex network, he would be cautious and worry about me as he watched me basically speedrun and destroy the enemies within. The moments where he spoke to me through the Splicer Servitor in the H.E.L.M., I felt the pain in his Eliksni heart, when he said "I feel I'm not getting through to you", my S/I felt hurt and wanted to rush to the Eliksni Quarter and find him ASAP to give him a hug. At the end of the Season, with the Endless Night lifted and the sun finally rising once again, my S/I joined Mithrax to sit and watch the sunset. My S/I lays his head on Mithrax's shoulder and Mithrax wraps an arm around him. It's not long before the Guardian falls asleep on the Eliksni's shoulder.

Just a short lil thing :3

[ilayas11]

CRAWDADDY IS CANON NOW!

[henchthem]

hrnngngngngngngn mithrax/guardian ships