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“honestly i feel like maybe this whole dishwashing thing is my calling. four years in and i’m finally hitting my stride, you know? to be honest, anything beats customer service. i think i’d rather die than listen to some asshole throw a fit over how i gave them the wrong change. it’s 67¢, man. is that really gonna break the bank?”
“Since ketchup is a liquid made of fruit that contains 20% sugar, does that make it a soda or a smoothie? Furthermore, is cereal a soup? Is a hotdog a sandwich? Place your bets.”
Quick poll -- should I dye my hair darker?
I ask because a certain someone is tired of getting random hugs when she’s out and about and people confuse her with me. I mean, this way, she can stop being grumpy and I keep getting my hugs.
LOCATION: cafe blanca
DATE & TIME: march 1st; mid day
OPEN TO: anyone
“okay this time i swear i’m gonna get it right,” teddy said, clumsily shuffling his deck of cards and setting the trick up again. teddy had practiced this a couple times alone in his bedroom, but honestly, it was hard to know whether or not he was doing it correctly when there was no one there to actually, you know, pick a card. still he was confident he could master this. “okay okay okay, pick a card,” he tried again, fanning them out in front of him.
