a mysterious Kaard shaped figure is following you home…he’s got a knife! Maybe throwing some candy will help!
WEOIMFROGTNDWNEIF HERE HAVE SOME GUMMY WORMS-
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a mysterious Kaard shaped figure is following you home…he’s got a knife! Maybe throwing some candy will help!
WEOIMFROGTNDWNEIF HERE HAVE SOME GUMMY WORMS-
1,6, and 10 for the OC ask game >:)
Yippee!! Imma do Seeker for this one :D
Ok so. Imagine the voice of the Chucky DOLL, but more distorted & wispy. That's the best description I can give you for this one
6. I mean...Seeker's a child so he HOPEFULLY wouldn't have a profession at such a young age, but for the sake of the questionnn...mortician. Definitely mortician
10. Oh you FOOL! Seeker's INSANE, he's got no time for mental health! He does NOTHING about it WHATSOEVER! Kid's sanity is LONG gone, ain't NOTHING gonna bring THAT back :D!
Ty for the askkkkkk <333
never realized but you have selfship as dni? :0
Yeah, but JUST Lancer shipping in specific, Idc if it's a selfship or not, I outright despise it. I feel as if any ship involving Lancer is immoral as I & definitely others view him as an age too young for romantic relationships of ANY sort. Part of this is due to personal interpretation, but I also feel as if Lancer being relatively young is HEAVILY implied in the Deltarune game. He just acts like a younger kid to me, therefore I see ships involving him as pretty disgusting.
However, every other selfship or general ship is fine, so long as it's not involving 1) a character that's canonically a YOUNG child, or 2) a character that's heavily IMPLIED to be a young child. I try to be very open about shipping as a whole even if I personally don't understand it. But ships of ANY kind involving the criteria previously mentioned is outright scummy to me & always will be.
Blab about Lancer
Ah yes, always a grand idea :D!
I'm gonna try and keep what I say here reasonably fresh as I don't feel like repeating what I've said about the bounciest boi in the past, though if anyone wants me to repeat myself lemme know because I'll definitely do it hehe :>.
I just wanna gush about Rouxls Kaard in terms of Lancer for a bit, firstly because I haven't done this much to begin with, and secondly because I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THESE TWO. Rouxls I don't care how much you complain about Lancer it's obvious you care for the kid's well being and you SHOULD because said kid is a pure precious cinnamon roll who couldn't hurt a mosquito. Every time I see fanart depicting Rouxls as being a parental guardian of sorts for Lancer it makes me melt because it's so PRECIOUS, honestly keeping an eye on Lancer is one of the only things Rouxls Kaard is good--or at least decent--at. And you can't tell me the "Lesser Dad" nickname isn't adorable, if you don't find that adorable then you have issues. I don't know if I've ever brought up this "surrogate guardian" sort of thing going on between these characters but I am now! 10/10, both Rouxls Kaard & Lancer are too beloved for this world, 'nuff said. (<- I still prefer Spade King as an overall parent/guardian don't worry lol.)
Speaking of Spade King though, I really like the situation he & Lancer are currently in father/son relationship-wise. It is pretty depressing at the moment, but that's honestly what makes it work. I love seeing new family dynamics in Deltarune, something fresh y'know? It's an entirely different scenario with more recent characters. I know how beloved the Dreemurr family are in the UT/DR community, and they're amazing characters for sure, but I really prefer Spade King & Lancer's dynamic. It feels more REAL. The events themselves aren't that realistic ofc, but the emotions & reactions both sides have feel more reasonable. I'm not sure if this is even making sense and I'm going on a tangent anyway.
But yeah, back to Spade King & Lancer. I love how we're actively going to SEE both characters (hopefully) work out their differences and begin to mend that relationship. And we also will likely see how each side's current situation affects them, likely in more ways than one. Sure, both Lancer & Spade King are mostly hiding such things behind a facade, but you KNOW it's there. And THAT is what makes it so impactful. You know both characters are going through such inner turmoil, especially Lancer. His father literally hates the only friends he's ever had, and that puts poor ol' Lancer smack in the middle of everything. It's like that feeling you get when two close friends are fighting and you're the mutual third party, but multiplied SO many times. Honestly, I've said it before, and I will say it again; a breakdown of SOME sort HAS to happen to Lancer at some point. I doubt Spade King will have such a moment because Spade King, but he'll still feel it inwardly I'm sure. There is no feasible way a literal CHILD can carry on the burden of so much without crumbling under the pressure.
Which brings me to something that I admittedly have mentioned before, but I just have to bring it up again. Lancer has gone through SO MUCH for a child his age. It's doesn't matter what age you headcannon Lancer as: What he has and is currently going through are things NO child should experience, EVER. I'm not even talking about only the Spade King situation anymore, I'm talking about EVERYTHING. What makes all Lancer has been through that much worse is the fact of him being AWARE of it all. He's not oblivious, and he's not clueless either. He's ASTONISHINGLY observant, ESPECIALLY for his age. I would even argue Lancer is one of the most observant Deltarune characters so far, even if he never announces it. He certainly hints at it here and there, like when he told Kris, Susie, & Ralsei that the other Darkners aren't major fans of him.
This entire thing makes me think of a line Lancer said during his battle alongside Susie with Kris & Ralsei. The first time you, as the player, tell Ralsei to "give the final blow of kindness" to Lancer, Susie blocks it off so Lancer can't hear. And Lancer says he's "blissfully ignorant". Call me crazy, but I don't think that specific phrase was an accident. Of course, Deltarune is only a game after all, so it was Toby Fox who put that line in. But if we think about this through the perspective of Lancer himself, I see him stating what he WISHES he was. He WISHES he was "blissfully ignorant" from everything around him: knowing the fact of the other Darkners not liking him to dealing with an impossibly complex parenting situation and everything in between.
See, I think there's a very unique tragedy with Lancer. One that most characters Toby Fox has created haven't been able to replicate. Think of Asriel from Undertale for a minute. Asriel had loving PARENTS, plural, and he even got a sibling in the form of Chara for a time. Asriel's entire family was well-respected and loved by the other monsters, and for the longest time, Asriel didn't have a lot of burdens to bear. It was only at the short time leading up to & including his own DEATH, & what came after, where things started to go downhill. Asriel essentially had it all while he was alive, then lost it upon death.
And now, think of Lancer. I would say Lancer is the exact opposite of Asriel in this way. First, Lancer's family is a crumbled mess. He barely knows his mother--Queen--has a biological father in the form of Spade King, who was (and certainly is) likely not a perfect parent, and that really only leaves Rouxls Kaard as a somewhat decent parental guardian. Already, we see a major difference. And once we broaden our view and see both kingdoms with their citizens, well, Asriel and Lancer could not possibly be more opposite. There was not ONE Darkner Lancer felt appreciated by, save for those above him in power & position, which is really only Spade King (ignoring the other Kings when they ruled). The ONLY time Lancer felt genuine connection with others was the day Kris & Susie first appeared in the Dark World. That is IT. Generally, in terms of how his current life has been so far, Lancer's is far from ideal. Hence, Lancer & Asriel are opposites in this case.
I think I've run out of things to say as far as this post goes lol, and it's already preeetty long. Though, let's end this post on a high note! Lancer has actual friends now, friends who will stand by for whatever support he may need. Heck, if Kris, Ralsei, & Susie--especially Susie--were all willing to respect Lancer's wishes and attempt to resolve everything peacefully with Spade King in Chapter 1, who KNOWS what's to come in future chapters! I for one can't wait to see where Lancer's story goes :)!
Anyway have a random Lancer fanart image :>.
character ask game!!!
rouxls for 2 (Favorite canon thing about this character?)
lancer for 25 (What was your first impression of this character? How about now?)
YUSSS I'M ACTUALLY SO HYPED TO GET ROUXLS!! I've been in a major Rouxls mood lately, Lancer's always a treat too :>
Ok so for Rouxls...honestly my favorite canon thing about Rouxls is simply his personality, I adore how goofy & self-absorbed he is. Egocentric characters can be SUPER annoying but Rouxls hits that perfect balance. Not to mention how often he utterly fails, it's a known joke by now & Rouxls' reactions are FLAWLESS every single time. There's a reason his "GOD DAMNIT" line is so iconic. Rouxls simply has one of my absolute FAVORITE personalities in Deltarune, there are MULTIPLE reasons as to why the goofball has always been my third-favorite Deltarune character
Honorable mention is Rouxls' character design! I love that too, the colors are super nice & Rouxls' design fits him super well <3
Now for Lancer! That one's actually gonna be a bit short lol
My first impression of Lancer was that he was an absolute goofball. I knew that much, if anyone knows ANYTHING about Lancer it's this. I didn't think of much else when it came to him though, I figured there had to be more since...Toby Fox lol. But that was really about it.
However, NOW...Lancer is fucking DEEP as HELL as a character, I have analyzed the little guy too much. My impression has only become more positive with Lancer! I appreciate his goofiness more, see true potential for him, know his character is actually pretty deep, etc. It's only gone up & will continue to do so :)
TY FOR THE ASK
lol, actually here's a question, have you read any of the discworld books?
Gonna be honest, I have NO idea what Discworld is. I don't know if this is a hot take or a rare sight or what, but yeaaah, I've never read them, let alone have ANY idea what they're about
Perhaps you can tell me :P
Gimme any of your King thoughts you have rn
Good heavens
Uhhh I'll just list a bunch of random thoughts I have that I hope are fresh and not repeated a thousand times over lol
I imagine Spade King suffers from something called separation anxiety disorder, or SAD. If he doesn't have SAD specifically, then he at least has some general anxiety. There are a few parts to this, mostly involving theorizing and speculation. First, we have no idea what happened to Spade King's parents, though I headcannon that said parents passed away when their son was still fairly young. Regardless whether the parent/child relationship was healthy or not, they were still separated somehow. The same goes for Queen; we don't know the specifics of their relationship--though it likely was far from perfect, given how they're divorced--but they were separated regardless. I feel like this is most important with Lancer, as it's the one person Spade King likely holds in high enough regard. Given how the relationship between them is a bit...messy, with characters like Susie only making it worse, there's bound to be some anxiety from that. This is without mentioning how Spade King's presumed first interaction with Lightners ended abhorrently. I feel like all of this adds up to there being at least some anxiety in Spade King, perhaps it's mostly contained within him at the moment, even if he does lash out at times. This was a long one lol, but I think it's an important idea and likely has some footing.
Don't ask me why but I headcannon Spade King as having some Scandinavian accent, ofc we don't have an actual voice for him but I think a Scandinavian accent would fit him lol.
I like to think Spade King always had--and still has--a very wild and active imagination! I imagine he would daydream a ton, often to escape the likely not-so-pleasing reality he found himself in. Maybe he even wrote some of those said daydreams down when he was younger, but has since given it up.
I have the idea of Spade King--and the other overthrown kings by extension--knowing Jevil & Seam since he was a child. It's not entirely unlikely this is the case, as both Seam & Jevil are likely two of the oldest Darkners we know so far. We can only speculate, though I bet younger Spade King saw Jevil & Seam perform for the then-current monarchs, whoever they may be. Maybe Spade King found it entertaining, or maybe he wished he was doing anything else lol, who knows.
Another headcannon, I think Spade King is generally suspicious of Rouxls Kaard. There is some merit to this idea: first, Rouxls Kaard seems a bit out-of-place amongst the other Chapter 1 Darkners. Even if he fits the general theme of cards/puzzles/whatever, he still stands out. I imagine his introduction to then-Card Kingdom is akin to Sans & Papyrus from Undertale, what with them randomly popping into existence one day with no given explanation. Second, the idea of Rouxls being the "Duke of Puzzles" despite his much-blatant incompetence is a bit, well, odd. There were literally Darkners in that very area who specialized in puzzles, so why replace them with someone who seems horribly unfit for the job? See, I think there's a lot more to Rouxls, a lot more potential, and he's attempting to hide it by acting incompetent. That, or he genuinely doesn't know how to grapple with his large amount of power. Either way, I suspect Spade King was, and still is, aware of this to a degree. Perhaps he was trying to get Rouxls to snap out of it, or wanting to see how the notorious Duke would thrive in a position of authority. Who knows! It's just a theory I have.
Bit of a random thing, but if there was any Darkner from Chapter 2 who would have a decent chance at getting along with Spade King, it would be Swatch. First, Swatch runs a café. If Spade King does love to cook/bake, which is what I and clearly others think, that's already a good start. Second, Swatch has a very laid-back, professional, and overall "proper" personality. I think that sort of personality would go well with Spade King's--I doubt Swatch would get on his nerves often, if at all. I could probably think of more things, but still! I can see Swatch & Spade King being decent buddies, or at least tolerating each other, which is already impressive for Spade King lol. Though Swatch being loyal to Queen is a stumbling block now that I think about it, but hey, everything else works! Yaaay...lol.
This one's a bit out there and has nothing to back it up, but I like the idea of Spade King having resided in what is now Lancer's room when he was a child. Room inheritance! I guess you could say this works by process of elimination given what we know about Card Castle's layout, though it's possible said layout was different in the past. I dunno, I just think it's a sweet idea!
Whelp that's it lol, that's all my scatterbrained mind can think of for this post. It's difficult to think of things to say without being given proper guidelines lol but I have something!
I was looking back to the headcanons you sent me and reread the one about King having C.Round as sort of like a pet. Now I'm imagining King sort of reuniting with him and hugging him and shit, and Lancer just standing there bc he's afraid of it lmao
DUUUUUDE THAT WOULD BE SO ADORABLE MY HEART WOULD MELT
And Lancer is like "DAD WHAT THE HECK THAT THING IS DANGEROUS MOVE AWAY" and Spade King is like "son what on earth are you talking about this a precious boy!"